Hewitt Best

Hewitt Best
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★
Pitching	★★
Defense	★★★★
Running	★★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Talking to god
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	43
Soulscream	OXEIUOXEIUOUIAEEUIAEEU
Biographical Details
Species	Unknown

Hewitt Best is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Best has been a part of the Breath Mints since Season One.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Comrade Best is known for their beyond-perfect anticapitalism (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) score.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Comrade Best is actually a human mech piloted by 5 Teen Hermit Crabs, who combine together to form the shape of Hewitt Best.

Best prefers Moskau by Dschinghis Khan or Crab Rave by Noisestorm for their walk-up music.

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(art by linhtropy)