Grey Alvarado

Grey Alvarado
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting	★★
Pitching	★
Defense	★★½
Running	★★½
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Rage
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	91
Soulscream	IXEHOIXEHOIXUAEAXUAEAXHHAEEHHAEEH
Biographical Details
Species	Mime

Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since Season One.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpires have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.

Grey Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.

Grey’s Anatomy

Grey has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. He frequently mimes getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing himself with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Grey is sustained by the unreal forces that surround him, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Grey report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.