Eizabeth Guerra

Eizabeth Guerra
Art by @linhtropy
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Removing restraints
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	AA
Fate	42
Soulscream	AOEEEAOEEEAIXAHIIXAHIIAAAEUAAAEUAIIAXIIIAXIIAEAOIAEAOIAIEIIEIEIIEI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her
Nickname(s)	Izzie
Species	Human (Currently)

Eizabeth Guerra is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Guerra has been with the Breath Mints since Season 1.

Official League Records

Guerra has no notable events on record.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.

When on the field, Guerra is known for her powerful batting. She always wears a flour-dusted apron, and her swing is something to behold. She plays with the fury of someone on a holy quest for vengeance, ascension, and the utter obliteration of the natural order.

It is unclear what brought Guerra to Blaseball, but she has proved a kind and valued member of the team, often bringing homemade treats to share with both the players and the fans. She is beloved. Although she is currently human, this might soon change as she grows in both divine and unholy power. All shall see what she will become. All shall gaze upon her inevitability. And it will be a good day.

Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".

Fan Art

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  Tlopps card art by Shen (y3hirv#7867 on discord)