Blankenship Fischer

Blankenship Fischer
Card by @kyl_armstrong
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20–Aug 6, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None?
Armor	None?
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Blood?
Fate	84
Soulscream	OEEOAOEEOAOEOAXAEOAXAEAEAAOAEAAOAEIAHEEIAHEE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them (presumed)
Nickname(s)	"The Holy Molar", "Howler"
Species	Enamelite
Horse	No

Blankenship Fischer was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves from Season 1 until Season 3, Day 75, when they were incinerated and replaced by Blood Hamburger.

Official League Records

Fischer did not have any notable events in the official record books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Appearance

Fischer was an occasionally bipedal, 4.8 metre tall batter composed of a single Blaseball coated in living flesh that continuously extruded various types of teeth. These teeth, which posses the characteristics of a variety of known and unknown species, composed the bulk of Fischer's body mass at any given time.

Fischer was sometimes known by the nickname "Howler", due to their habit of continuously screaming during their time at bat. This was particularly notable due to the fact that, throughout many medical examinations over the course of their career, they were never found to possess any kind of vocal folds or respiratory system.

Personality

Fischer's hobbies included horseback riding, video game criticism, and amateur competitive dentistry.

Fischer specialized in stealing non-slip work shoes.

Incineration

Fischer was incinerated on Season 3, Day 75, following a 9-1 victory over the Los Angeles Tacos. Spectators of the game reported a screaming so loud it ruptured eardrums of nearby players and fans, as well as a smell of melting enamel and burning flesh that one bystander described as "absolutely nightmarish but admittedly very different from what I expected."

While all the attached portions of Fischer's body were completely destroyed, a single long, twelve-pointed tooth was jarred loose from their body as they writhed in pain, flying across the field and landing at the feet of fellow Shoe Thieves hitter Velazquez Alstott.