Hewitt Best

Hewitt Best
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Talking to god
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	43
Soulscream	OXEIUOXEIUOUIAEEUIAEEU
Biographical Details
Species	Unknown

Hewitt Best is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Best has been a part of the Breath Mints since Season One.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Comrade Best is known for their beyond-perfect anticapitalism (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) score.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Comrade Best is actually a human mech piloted by 5 Teen Hermit Crabs, who combine together to form the shape of Hewitt Best.

Best prefers Moskau by Dschinghis Khan or Crab Rave by Noisestorm for their walk-up music.

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(art by linhtropy)