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==Yellowstone National Park==
 
==Yellowstone National Park==
  
National Park Services Standardized Irregularity Report
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'''Documenting Researcher:''' Researcher Wormius
 
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*Mount Sheridan Trail is closed in wimdy conditions.
 
*Mount Sheridan Trail is closed in wimdy conditions.
  
'''Irregularity Description:''' A floating crystal orb. Estimated to be 20 cm (8 in) in diameter.  Most often encountered in the area around Heart Lake. It appears to be made of quartz, and is almost completely transparent. The orb does not seem to be sentient, but it often flies as if thrown by an unseen force directly at unsuspecting people, be they tourists, rangers, or others. People struck by the dodgeball are prone to sibylline speech in the immediate aftermath of the blow, giving short yet potent prophecies.
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'''Irregularity Description:''' A floating crystal orb. Estimated to be 20 cm (8 in) in diameter.  Most often encountered in the area around Heart Lake. It appears to be made of quartz, and is almost completely transparent. The orb does not seem to be sentient, but it often flies as if thrown by an unseen force directly at unsuspecting people, be they tourists, rangers, or others. People struck by the dodgeball are prone to sibylline speech in the immediate aftermath of the blow, giving short yet potent prophecies. The velocity and effects of the dodgeball seem to be amplified by strong wimd.
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Latest revision as of 08:38, 30 April 2021

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Yellowstone National Park

National Park Services Standardized Irregularity Report

Documenting Researcher: Researcher Wormius

Irregularity Designation: YS-152 “The Dodgeball”

Irregularity Class: Native

Park Management Protocol:

  • Rangers carry first aid supplies and notebooks and are trained to manage concussions and divinations.
  • Hikers around Heart Lake are forewarned of the danger by rangers and informative signage.
  • Mount Sheridan Trail is closed in wimdy conditions.

Irregularity Description: A floating crystal orb. Estimated to be 20 cm (8 in) in diameter. Most often encountered in the area around Heart Lake. It appears to be made of quartz, and is almost completely transparent. The orb does not seem to be sentient, but it often flies as if thrown by an unseen force directly at unsuspecting people, be they tourists, rangers, or others. People struck by the dodgeball are prone to sibylline speech in the immediate aftermath of the blow, giving short yet potent prophecies. The velocity and effects of the dodgeball seem to be amplified by strong wimd.