Vito Kravitz

Vito Kravitz
Basic Information
Team	Unlimited Tacos
Former Team(s)	Boston Flowers
Status	Alive
Batting	★★
Pitching	★★
Defense	★★
Running	★★
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blood transfusion
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	70
Soulscream	OIXIIOIXIIOEAUHAEAUHAEAAAXIAAAXIAOXIHEOXIHEO
Biographical Details
Age	Skeleton
Pronouns	he/him
Species	Skeleton
Other Background Information
Likes	Cars, selling cars, 80s Leather fashion

Vito Kravitz is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Kravitz has been with the team since Season 4, Day 54 due to a feedback swap.

Official League Records

Kravitz joined the league as a member of the Boston Flowers immediately after the incineration of Isaac Rubberman during the Flowers' Season 3, Day 82 match against the Dallas Steaks.

Kravitz swapped teams from the Boston Flowers to The Unlimited Tacos due to Feedback on Season 4 Day 54, replacing Moses Mason.

At the end of Season 4, Kravitz was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in an increase in star rating from ★½ to ★★.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Vito Kravitz's appearance is that of a 5'3 animated skeleton, dressed in a ragged Pelle Pelle 1981 leather jacket with the pockets stuffed full of dandelions (for good luck) which he wears over his Blaseball Uniform, and a pair of triangular cat-eye sunglasses. This fashion statement is supported by fellow Flowers player King Weatherman, despite being a departure from his own sense of personal style.

Upon Joining the Tacos a Once Over By Basilio Mason Demanded The Jacket be Handed to Them. When returned the jacket looked brand new. Every knick fixed each patch re sewed some replaced. Missing were The Dandelion stuffed in the pockets. Now on the Left Breast Pocket Was A Dandelion patch that Was not there before. in tiny letter by the stem Read VK f BF. BasIlio then Asked how do Vito shades even stay on his face shook hands and went upon their day.

Vito Kravitz owned and operated a used care sales dealership, Krazy Kravitz's Used Automobile Emporium, prior to his death several decades ago. However, his desire to sell used cars was so great he transcended life and death to return to the mortal plane as the undead. During one of his joy rides in his 1959 Cadillac Flower Car, He crashed into the side of a blaseball stadium just as Rubberman was incinerated. After the team pulled him from the wreckage, Flowers captain Beck Whitney noticed his potential, and as there was now an opening he was immediately recruited into the team.

Despite his public insistence that he is dedicated to the splort, his enthusiasm towards vehicles is still well documented, and it is not uncommon for him to attempt to ply his former trade while on the field. He is well known for his frequent arguments that cars should be included in blaseball, and has taken to driving his car around the bases much to the chagrin of his team mates. The crowd can often be heard chanting "Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch. Again, Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch, that is not a legal move."

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