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{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
===Fight Gods===
 
===Fight Gods===
The forecast turned dark in [[Season 10]]. The threat of a second confrontation with the [[Shelled One]] loomed over the league, birds swarmed, blood fell and solar eclipses happened daily. Closer to home, alternate dimensions with nefarious purposes impinged upon Seattle. On the field, the Band was beginning to feel the pressure. The roster shakeups of the past elections proved to be to much and the band's run production and pitching performances both faltered. Despite admirable showings by [[Greer Gwiffin]] and [[Betsy Trombone]] the Garages finished the season under .500, missing the playoffs for the first time in four years. As [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] [[Day X#Season 10|fought gods]] once again, the Band cheered her sabotage fro down below.
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<!--[[File:Garages Season 10 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 10 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever. This image still in progress.]]-->The forecast turned dark in [[Season 10]]. The threat of a second confrontation with the [[Shelled One]] loomed over the league, birds swarmed, blood fell and solar eclipses happened daily. Closer to home, alternate dimensions with nefarious purposes impinged upon Seattle. On the field, the Band was beginning to feel the pressure. The roster shakeups of the past elections proved to be to much and the band's run production and pitching performances both faltered. Despite admirable showings by [[Greer Gwiffin]] and [[Betsy Trombone]] the Garages finished the season under .500, missing the playoffs for the first time in four years. As [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] [[Day X#Season 10|fought gods]] once again, the Band cheered her sabotage from down below.
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===Operation: D.E.B.T. Collection===
 
===Operation: D.E.B.T. Collection===
 
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After the revelation of extradimensional embezzlement of fans' fundraising efforts, the Band launched [[Operation DEBT Collection|Operation D.E.B.T Collection]] in an effort to retrieve the stolen funds from [[Dark Seattle]]. Despite early difficulties, the operation was ultimately successful thanks to the appearance of the recently empowered [[Season 9#Blessings|Secret Weapon]] [[Goodwin Morin]]. Morin managed to escape alongside the Garages and was asked to join the team after [[Mike Townsend]]'s decision to once again retire from pitching in favor of his true passion, baking bread.
 
 
===World Tour===
 
 
 
===Storm's Coming===
 
[[File:Garages Season 9 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 9 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.]]
 
The [[Seattle Garages]] continued their streak of winning seasons in Season 9. A early reverb helped to repair the loss of several key walkers in the past season, allowing the band to continue their small ball strategy to great success. New addition [[Paula Turnip]], along with the ever reliable [[Oliver Mueller]], led the Garages lineup and made up for deficiencies caused by the band's shifting rotation of middling pitchers. The team once again qualified for the postseason, where they once again faced the Pies, this time eliminating them before losing to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. After the [[Season 8#Declaration of Fourth Strike]], the wrath of the [[Shelled One]] loomed large over the league and the conflict came to a head during [[Day X]] when the Thieves, along with Garages alumna Jaylen Hotdogfingers, faced off against the [[Pods]]. After Charleston's defeat, the league prepared for a second faceoff.
 
 
 
===Mike Townsend (is Back)===
 
In the [[Season 9#Election|Season 9 Election]] the Garages experimented with [[Umbramancy]]. After hitter [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] retired to become captain of the band's cheer squad, she was briefly replaced by [[Mcdowell Karim]], until it was revealed that Karim's call up was a clerical error, at which point they were replaced by with [[Sparks Beans]], a barista from the stadium's [[Dunklin]] branch who was recruited by team captain [[Theodore Duende]]. [[Mike Townsend]], despite opening a successful [[Seattle Shadows Co-op#The Hot Sauce Bar and Grill|restaurant]] with fellow [[shadows]] member [[Terrell Bradley]], also rejoined the active roster in exchange for [[Ortiz Morse]], who wanted more time to pursue other ventures. [[Lori Boston]] also stepped down to join the [[United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers|Seattle Garages Mascot Union]] and was replaced by [[Lenny Marijuana]], who had recently been drafted by the ILB after his [[Lenny Marijuana#The Pact|contract]] expired. Following the election's ominous forecast, [[Malik Destiny]] leveled up to became a [[Fire Eater]], perhaps thanks to deal-making on his behalf following his encounter with [[Unstable|instability]]. [[Betsy Trombone]] also found herself accompanied by crows who flew all the way from [[Philadelphia]] to rejoin her after her midseason trade, proved that the birds' love for [[Pies]] extended to her as well. Team Captain Theodore Duende also discovered a new affinity for all things [[spicy]] after trying the new menu at Terrell Bradley's Hot Sauce Bar and Grill.
 

Revision as of 20:11, 21 November 2022

In Season 10, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Mild League and eleventh in the ILB. The Garages did not qualify for the postseason, breaking their four season streak. In the Season 10 Election, the Garages won the Dark Star blessing, replacing Mike Townsend with rookie pitcher Goodwin Morin. In addition, former LA Unlimited Tacos pitcher Pitching Machine joined the team after the defeat of The Shelled One during Day X.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

  • On Day 41, New York Millennials pitcher Theodore Cervantes[1] siphoned some of Mike Townsend's pitching ability to add an out. (Watch here on Before).
    • Townsend's pitching rating decreased from to .
    • The star loss due to this blooddrain reduced Townsend's pitching rating below that of Lenny Marijuana, and resulted in his shadowing during the Season 10 Elections as a result of the DarkStar blessing.
  • On Day 91, The Seattle Garages entered Party Time and Summers Pony became the first Garage to party. (Watch [??? here] on Before).
    • Pony's combined rating increased by stars.
  • On Day 93, Arturo Huerta and Greer Gwiffin partied. (Watch here on Before).
    • Huerta's combined rating increased by stars.
    • Gwiffin's combined rating increased by stars.
  • On Day 96, Durham Spaceman and Arturo Huerta partied. (Watch here on Before).
    • Spaceman's combined rating increased by stars.
    • Huerta's combined rating increased by stars.
  • On Day 96, Durham Spaceman partied. (Watch [??? here] on Before).
    • Spaceman's combined rating increased by stars.

Additional Blooddrains

Due to the amount of Blooddrain weather forecast in the Season 9 Election, additional blooddrain events can be found by expanding this section.

Election Outcomes

Tidings

Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Fight Gods

The forecast turned dark in Season 10. The threat of a second confrontation with the Shelled One loomed over the league, birds swarmed, blood fell and solar eclipses happened daily. Closer to home, alternate dimensions with nefarious purposes impinged upon Seattle. On the field, the Band was beginning to feel the pressure. The roster shakeups of the past elections proved to be to much and the band's run production and pitching performances both faltered. Despite admirable showings by Greer Gwiffin and Betsy Trombone the Garages finished the season under .500, missing the playoffs for the first time in four years. As Jaylen Hotdogfingers fought gods once again, the Band cheered her sabotage from down below.

Operation: D.E.B.T. Collection

After the revelation of extradimensional embezzlement of fans' fundraising efforts, the Band launched Operation D.E.B.T Collection in an effort to retrieve the stolen funds from Dark Seattle. Despite early difficulties, the operation was ultimately successful thanks to the appearance of the recently empowered Secret Weapon Goodwin Morin. Morin managed to escape alongside the Garages and was asked to join the team after Mike Townsend's decision to once again retire from pitching in favor of his true passion, baking bread.

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