Patel Beyonce

Patel Beyonce
Beyonce as of Season 6, by @annapullara
Basic Information
Aliases	Wyatt Mason, Wyatt Beyonce
Team	Unlimited Tacos
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	ShelledA Shelled player is trapped in a big Peanut and is unable to bat or pitch. Shelled players are also immune to incineration.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Daydreaming
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Love
Fate	94
Soulscream	EAEHEEAEHEEIEAOIIEAOIIUEAXXUEAXXUHEAHAHEAHAHEIAAIEIAAIEEOIOIEOIOIEUXAEAUXAEAU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/They
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@patelbeyonce

Patel Beyonce is a pitcher for the Unlimited Tacos. Beyonce has been a member of the team since Season 1. At one time, Beyonce was statistically the best player on the team, though on any other team he would have been considered average.

Official League Records

Name Changes

After the Season 3 Elections, Beyonce was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. During The Unmasoning, their last name was briefly repaired (making them Wyatt Beyonce), and finally their full name was repaired to Patel Beyonce.

Season 5

During a Season 5, Day 82 game against the Houston Spies, Beyonce was caught in a reverb incident and switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.

Season 7

At the end of the Season 7 regular season, Beyonce and the other Tacos pitchers received the Shelled modification as part of the Snackrifice.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Appearance

Beyonce has been observed to occasionally open a third eye on his forehead, most commonly when batting. Since Beyonce is usually squinting menacingly when this occurs, it is speculated that this third eye is to help focus. When asked about it in interviews, Beyonce stated that "it only looks that way because I'm focusing really hard. I have a completely normal amount of eyes." They, however, make no attempt to hide it.

Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 68. He is currently one of the tallest players in the ILB. To account for this, they own multiple different lengths of bats, but always prefer to use the longest ones, despite it being unwieldy.

Personal Life

Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Beyonce refuses to answer questions from splorts journalists who inquire about the topic, either publicly or privately, and multiple journalists who have gone digging for information about Beyonce's past themselves have disappeared under "mysterious circumstances".

However, Beyonce has been assumed to have played Crlicket at some point in his life, due to constantly incorrectly referring to Blaseball positions as Crlicket positions (home runs are "sixes" and second base is "silly mid on"). They also have a beautiful tenor singing voice, and many journalists have outlandish theories as to why.

Outside of Blaseball, Beyonce has made large donations to a grass-roots organisation restoring to flightworthiness a 1930s flying boat moored on a lake near San Bernardino.  They have publicly expressed interest in having this aircraft transport the Tacos from city to city during the Blaseball season, although decades of climate change have lowered water levels such that a take-off run may no longer be safely practicable.

Gallery

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  Season 3 Beyonce by Mirmir#6341

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  Season 6 Beyonce, by @annapullara

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  patel high-fiving alejandro leaf, by mirmir#6341

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  "Just the Two of Us" with Patel Beyonce & NaN talking tacos, by Loxosceles

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  patel preparing tacos, by mirmir#6341

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  patel bored on one of his off-games as a pitcher, by mirmir#6341

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  Patel Beyonce chillaxing, by @itsjustmustafa

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  by p_a_mcg

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