Morrow Doyle

Morrow Doyle
Basic Information
Team	Boston Flowers
Former Team(s)	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Incinerated
Batting	★★
Pitching	★½
Defense	★½
Running	(bugged)
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Reading theory
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Love
Fate	48
Soulscream	EEEIIEEEIIEXUAHIXUAHIXEEAIUEEAIUEUXAUAUXAUAUAIAOEAIAOEAIEIAXIEIAXIIAAEIIAAEIIXXAAAXXAAAX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Species	antimorphous, quasihuman
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Morrow Doyle was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers and Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Doyle entered the league at the beginning of Season 1 with the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

On Day 73 of Season 3, Doyle hit a grand slam against the Los Angeles Tacos in the fifteenth inning of one of the longest running games in Blaseball History, bringing the score to 20-13. Not long afterwards, the game reverted to the 16-13 score, followed by a Bad Gateway which lasted for three hours before normal gameplay ensued. These events, and the ensuing fallout, are known as the Grand Unslam.

Doyle joined the Boston Flowers due to a feedback swap with Hotbox Sato on Season 4, Day 58. They would go on to be incinerated on Day 98 and replaced by Inez Owens.

Blaseball career

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For most of their early career, Doyle was known for their idiosyncratic fear of severe bodily harm, often refusing to participate in plays or team activities that might result in mutilation. Following The Grand Unslam and its profound effect on Doyle's body, they were quoted saying:

I have had each atom in my body pulled apart by the cruel hand of an indifferent universe in an endless moment in which time ceased to have all meaning and I remained frozen in perfect agony for the entire lifetime of the universe. I have reclaimed each and every particle and reconstituted myself by sheer force of will to return to the field. I have transcended pain, transcended injury. The only thing I fear now is an Umpire's fire.

After hitting what became The Grand Unslam, Doyle rapidly became embroiled in a highly localized increased concentration in nonlinearity that caused temporary chaos. This resulted in their home run being ruled atemporal for the purposes of the game's score and Doyle's personal statistics. Doyle changed their jersey number to 502, the number of the Bad Gateway, after the Unslam.

As a further consequence of the Unslam, Doyle's physical form became discontinuous and unstable, causing their body to occasionally "glitch" and rapidly change shape and size, sometimes with limbs appearing up to 200 feet from the rest of their body. Consequently, Doyle constantly required replacement uniforms and constitutes the majority of the Flowers' and Shoe Thieves' uniform budgets each season.

Personal Life

Doyle was notoriously private about their personal life and only gave interviews when required to by their contractual obligations.

Doyle was a lesbian, and was known to refer to themselves in interviews as a "Blaseball Butch".

They had two cats, named Thelma and Abernathy.

Doyle was often referred to by teammates and fans with their initials, M, or M.D., or by their last name. Due to their initials and their skill as a forger, they were known as "Doc" during their previous career as a criminal and professional thief, but abandoned the nickname after committing to a career in blaseball.

Doyle had a close relationship with the Charleston Harbor Organization for Particle Research (CHOPR) and often practiced their batting by hitting protons accelerated in the Sunken Charleston Collider.

Morrow Doyle may or may not have been a future version of Baby Doyle from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, who may or may not have traveled forward in time to challenge them.

Doyle specialized in stealing moon shoes.