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| − | '''Justice Spoon''' is a player | + | '''Justice Spoon''' is a player for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Spoon has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. |
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On [[Season 22]], Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Alx Keming]] at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | On [[Season 22]], Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Alx Keming]] at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. | ||
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File:Radio riesling's Solstice Tyreek & Justice.png|alt=A digital drawing of Justice Spoon and Tyreek Olive. The two are sitting on a concrete ledge and appear to be mid-conversation. Justice has light brown skin, short black hair, and is dressed casually with a jacket over red shirt and jeans. Their eyes are covered by a blindfold, and they have one hand slightly raised as they talk to Tyreek, who is seated to their left. Tyreek has dark brown skin and short braids tied into a bun. They have a cup with a purple straw in their right hand, are wearing their iconic jacket, and their eyes are closed as they laugh. Behind them are trees with autumn-colored leaves.|by [https://twitter.com/radio_riesling @radio_riesling] | File:Radio riesling's Solstice Tyreek & Justice.png|alt=A digital drawing of Justice Spoon and Tyreek Olive. The two are sitting on a concrete ledge and appear to be mid-conversation. Justice has light brown skin, short black hair, and is dressed casually with a jacket over red shirt and jeans. Their eyes are covered by a blindfold, and they have one hand slightly raised as they talk to Tyreek, who is seated to their left. Tyreek has dark brown skin and short braids tied into a bun. They have a cup with a purple straw in their right hand, are wearing their iconic jacket, and their eyes are closed as they laugh. Behind them are trees with autumn-colored leaves.|by [https://twitter.com/radio_riesling @radio_riesling] | ||
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Revision as of 22:39, 11 November 2022
Justice Spoon is a player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Spoon has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.
Official League Record
Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.
On Season 5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.
During the Season 5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.
On Season 9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
On Season 9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .
During the Season 9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.
During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.
During the Season 18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.
During the Season 18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.
On Season 22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Spoon fell to the Hawai'i Fridays.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Justice Spoon Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-70.4 and start reading...
Appearance
Justice Spoon always wears the Justice Blindfold. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons.
They are a living marble statue.
History
At some point, Tyreek Olive, previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory.
Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, The Discipline Era.
In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. After the death of their husband Whit Steakknife, Justice has devoted their time to tracking down the rogue umpire who incinerated him and bringing them to justice. They are busy training their children Spork and Spatula, to take over the agency should something happen to her. The family can often be found going on picnic/manhunts together.
Justice's best pitch is the "forkball".
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 618.
As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.
Throughout season 5 Justice attempted to reclaim a fireproof jacket from the blessing pool as they believed it to be the one lost when their mentor, Tyreek Olive, was incinerated. Unfortunately, they did not get a chance to confirm this belief as Mclaughlin Scorpler of the Hades Tigers misplaced the jacket shortly after receiving it. Despite obvious frustration Justice handled the post season with grace stating, “we’re not the only team that has lost an iconic jacket to an incineration”
Trivia
- Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
- They only listen to Justice.
- They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
- They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
- Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.
- unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.
Games
- run from me or rip me open by stara david - a twine story about Justice Spoon, and the saga of season 18.
Fanart
Edit by PhirephighterFil.
Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
Justice Spoon is from Chicago
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
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| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
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