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Jokes joined the [[ILB]] as a hitter for the [[Yellowstone Magic]] on [[Season 10]], Day 39 after the [[incineration]] of [[Annie Roland]].
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Jokes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]] on {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 39 after the [[incineration]] of [[Annie Roland]].
  
 
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During the December 2, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Jokes fell to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]].
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''<small>For more fanfiction, see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Bonk%20Jokes%20(Blaseball)/works Bonk Jokes tag] on AO3.</small>''
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39871023 last call] by waveridden - One last Yellowstone Magic card game night.
 
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Latest revision as of 19:11, 30 January 2023

Bonk Jokes is a lineup player for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Jokes has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic.

Official League Records

Jokes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season β10, Day 39 after the incineration of Annie Roland.

During the Coffee Cup, Jokes played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a pitcher.

On Season β21, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β21 Elections, Jokes received Alternate and Negative when the Magic were blessed with Shadow Alternate Trust. As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized.

On Season β22, Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bones Piazza at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β22 elections, Jokes lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Jokes fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

During Season 2, Day 42 a Mage Umpire called Joke's Alternate during Solar Eclipse (Red) Weather.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Bonk Jokes Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-3.865 and start reading...

Skeletal Guardian Made of Many

Bonk is a plural, roughly humanoid skeleton created from an amalgamation of various animal bones, such as a bison skull, bear legs, and bird talons. The skeleton was animated by Bevan Wise in a panic after Annie Roland's incineration, which is why its construction is somewhat haphazard. They serve as a silent and vaguely threatening protector of the team in Annie's place.

Bonk is also hard of hearing and communicates through ASL.


Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, see the Bonk Jokes tag on AO3.

  • last call by waveridden - One last Yellowstone Magic card game night.

  • Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

  • Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060

  • ASL, by batfights

  • Learning about Weatherman, by batfights

  • Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights

  • Bonk Jokes depicted in yellow and red as the three of wands.

    Three of Wands
    by @birbteef

  • A Tlopps card of Bonk Jokes, by @VoxiSour.


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