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| + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Broken Ridge Jazz Hands]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Jokes has previously played for the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. | ||
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| + | == Official League Records == | ||
| + | Jokes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]] on {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 39 after the [[incineration]] of [[Annie Roland]]. | ||
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| + | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Jokes played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a pitcher. | ||
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| + | During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Jokes received {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Negative}} when the Magic were blessed with {{BetaSeason|21#Blessings_2|'''Shadow Alternate Trust'''}}. As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized. | ||
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| + | During the December 2, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Jokes fell to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. | ||
| + | During [[Season 2]], Day 42 a [[Umpire|Mage Umpire]] called Joke's [[Alternate]] during [[Solar Eclipse (Red)]] Weather. | ||
| + | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| + | {{IRM|Subject=Bonk Jokes|format=filebox}} | ||
| − | == | + | == Fan Works == |
| + | === Fanfiction === | ||
| + | ''<small>For more fanfiction, see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Bonk%20Jokes%20(Blaseball)/works Bonk Jokes tag] on AO3.</small>'' | ||
| + | *[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39871023 last call] by waveridden - One last Yellowstone Magic card game night. | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
Animal-Skulls-Skeleton-Bone-715x646.jpeg|Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ | Animal-Skulls-Skeleton-Bone-715x646.jpeg|Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ | ||
| − | Image2.png|Season 11 rookie card | + | Image2.png|Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060 |
| + | Bonk by hatfights.png|ASL, by batfights | ||
| + | Bonk and glover by batfights.png|Learning about Weatherman, by batfights | ||
| + | Bonk and chorby by batfights.png|Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights | ||
| + | File:Three of Wands 🃏 Bonk Jokes.png|alt=Bonk Jokes depicted in yellow and red as the three of wands.|''Three of Wands''<br />by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1482823074730975240 '''@birbteef'''] | ||
| + | File:BonkJokes Tlopps Fall Ball.png|A Tlopps card of Bonk Jokes, by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:11, 30 January 2023
Bonk Jokes is a lineup player for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Jokes has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic.
Official League Records
Jokes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season β10, Day 39 after the incineration of Annie Roland.
During the Coffee Cup, Jokes played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a pitcher.
On Season β21, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the Season β21 Elections, Jokes received Alternate and Negative when the Magic were blessed with Shadow Alternate Trust. As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized.
On Season β22, Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bones Piazza at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the Season β22 elections, Jokes lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.
During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Jokes fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
During Season 2, Day 42 a Mage Umpire called Joke's Alternate during Solar Eclipse (Red) Weather.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Bonk Jokes Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-8.847 and start reading...
Bonk Jokes is rumored to be the former host of the infamous Hlockey mascot Gritty, feared menace and patron saint of the Philadelphia greater metropolitan area. It is unknown how or why the host of a Hlockey mascot would travel hundreds of miles and challenge the Laws Immateria to instead play blaseball, or what happened to Gritty's ████. However, following the ████ of 20██, the hand of Gritty was felt throughout Philadelphia, resting uncomfortably on the shoulders of each resident. These dates and events are known to roughly correspond to the signature of Bonk Jokes to the Yellowstone Magic as a replacement hitter in the event of an incineration.
Some fans theorize that Bonk represents a union of the many souls that once fueled Gritty's apotheosis, but Jokes seems uninterested in answering such queries, or is perhaps too internally conflicted to formulate an answer that might satisfy the majority of them.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction, see the Bonk Jokes tag on AO3.
- last call by waveridden - One last Yellowstone Magic card game night.
Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060
ASL, by batfights
Learning about Weatherman, by batfights
Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights
Three of Wands
by @birbteef
A Tlopps card of Bonk Jokes, by @VoxiSour.
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| Buried | Spears Nolan · William Boone · Tyler Leatherman · Daniel Benedicte | |
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| Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 · Gamma Players | |
| Ballpark | Breckenridge Community Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter | |
| Places | Breckenridge · The Pit | |
| History | Breckenridge Jazz Hands' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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