Zeboriah Whiskey

Zeboriah Whiskey
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Boston Flowers
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.6)
Pitching	(2.4)
Defense	(3.3)
Running	(2.1)
Modifications	SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count.
Items	Rock Helmet of Fourtitude ●●○○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Vlogging
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	59
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them & Ey/Em

Zeboriah Whiskey is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since Season β1.

Official League Records

Whiskey joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β22, Day 17, Whiskey joined the Flowers' lineup in exchange for Dunn Keyes at Boston Garden via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β22 elections, Whiskey gained the Skipping modification as a result of the Record Scratch blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Zeboriah Whiskey Files

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Personal Details

Zeboriah Whiskey is a mushroom-person, who also happens to be a cowboy. Ey uses they/them and ey/em pronouns, and often goes by Riah. Whiskey communicates using sign language.

General History

When not batting, they are in the shadows of Boston, corralling their herd of mushroom creatures around the greenhouses. As one of the Flowers' original Shadows, Whiskey built up a reputation as a local cryptid over the years, most often sighted alongside eir herd in places where Boston's dimensional fractures were at their most intense. Whiskeys herd is made up of many species and sizes of mushroom, from tiny phosphorescent creatures small enough to sit on eir shoulder to a looming inkcap-beast the size of a house.

Influenced by Dimensions

Since they spent their days travelling through Boston, the city's dimensional rifts have influenced em to such an extent that a slightly different version of Whiskey steps up to bat at each plate appearance. These are all ultimately Zeboriah Whiskey, but with slight changes in appearance - a different coat, different type of mushroom, etc.

Not A Cowboy

Eir reputation as a cowboy is, believe it or not, a mistake. They ride a mushroom-horse, but only because they really like horses. They carry a revolver, but it's loaded with min-fireworks, just to impress kids. Eir hip flask is filled with amber liquid, but it's actually just homemade iced tea.

Relationships

Whiskey is rumoured to currently be dating Zeboriah Wilson, having met after finding out they were accidentally given the same locker in the Boston Garden.

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  Riah's Tlopps Card by Mortimer_Mekhane