Zeboriah Whiskey/IF-14.287

Rumor / Community Lore
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Personal Details

Zeboriah Whiskey is a mushroom-person, who also happens to be a cowboy. Ey uses they/them and ey/em pronouns, and often goes by Riah. Whiskey communicates using sign language.

General History

When not batting, they are in the shadows of Boston, corralling their herd of mushroom creatures around the greenhouses. As one of the Flowers' original Shadows, Whiskey built up a reputation as a local cryptid over the years, most often sighted alongside eir herd in places where Boston's dimensional fractures were at their most intense. Whiskeys herd is made up of many species and sizes of mushroom, from tiny phosphorescent creatures small enough to sit on eir shoulder to a looming inkcap-beast the size of a house.

Influenced by Dimensions

Since they spent their days travelling through Boston, the city's dimensional rifts have influenced em to such an extent that a slightly different version of Whiskey steps up to bat at each plate appearance. These are all ultimately Zeboriah Whiskey, but with slight changes in appearance - a different coat, different type of mushroom, etc.

Not A Cowboy

Eir reputation as a cowboy is, believe it or not, a mistake. They ride a mushroom-horse, but only because they really like horses. They carry a revolver, but it's loaded with min-fireworks, just to impress kids. Eir hip flask is filled with amber liquid, but it's actually just homemade iced tea.

Relationships

Whiskey is rumoured to currently be dating Zeboriah Wilson, having met after finding out they were accidentally given the same locker in the Boston Garden.