Valentine Games

Valentine Games
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Former Team(s)	New York Millennials, Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Baltimore Crabs
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blacking out
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	58
Soulscream	OIEXIOIEXIOOOAHEOOAHEO
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/they/she
Side Hustle	Writer for reality show The Valentine Games

Valentine Games is a lineup player for the Houston Spies. Games joined the Spies due to a feedback swap with Andrew Solis in a Season 6, Day 51 game.

Official League Records

History and Feedback Swaps

Games joined the league as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season 1. They have since been a part of three feedback swaps, joining the Breckenridge Jazz Hands (in place of Tot Fox) on Season 4, Day 25; then the New York Millennials (in place of Conrad Vaughan) on Season 6, Day 22; and finally the Houston Spies (in place of Andrew Solis) on Season 6, Day 51.

Season 3 Peanut

On Season 3 Day 98, Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction, which increased Games' rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

Blooddrain

On Season 7, Day 15, Games' defense ability was siphoned by Kansas City Breath Mints batter Marquez Clark in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 56, Games siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Yazmin Mason's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

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Please Enjoy A Selected Poem By Valentine Games

Letter #5

I.

blood-tunable laserlikeness a lesser

   you

   are a talented puzzle

easy upgrades escalated

  ;as rolling hills of shark teeth

the far off gum from whence i sprung

ours missing    our jaw-mate    what made him flesh

flesh of the spirit

he was   i think about my own contents -

   to be made

               of the same personable stuff

      we saw it so clearly

call me

         pitching machine

II.

stringed instruction, o stored figure

  identity dragged out from the same vein

plasma imprint    carbon fiber

    dented-engrailed      as if bitten

as the flat-headed copy feared and discarded

  no more     than each new hatchling

wide open with its distinguishing spots

         "look at what i can offer you -

  love me

          data without organs

III.

  can that love buy us time or solidity

the further away from the now the more

or less distinct yet    as we speak

   we, overwritten    beyond sun-bleached

        SO WHAT'S YOUR STORY NEW GUY

 to stabilize

    the sense of pushing through the gum

                           fully formed

without past

                     so

                         what makes a crab?

the flowing potential

              imminent    sideways

    the same things that have made us all

(To read all the poems, click here. Refresh to get another one.)

Gallery

• Ilovevalentine.jpg

  by Dev (@doogemans on twitter)

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  Fanart of Valentine Games visiting Hlot Tlopic with a fan.