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Season 3
Dates	August 3, 2020 - August 9, 2020
← Previous	Season 2
Next →	Season 4
Results
Overall Record	48-51
Partytime	Day 97
Divine Favor	19
Division	4th in Evil Chaotic
League	6th in Evil League
ILB Placement	13th overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 03 04 - Bennett Browning + Tiana Cash 🎸 Incineration 03 47 - Tiana Cash + Greer Gwiffin 🎸 Incineration 03 74 - Shaquille Torres + Cedric Spliff 🎸 Incineration 03 80 - Derrick Krueger + Henry Marshallow 🎸 Incineration
Blessings
Pretty Plz?    Hitting +3% Psuedo-Thumbs    Pitching +10%

In Season 3, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Evil League and thirteenth in the ILB. The team experienced a record four incinerations during the season. In the Season 3 Election, the Garages were blessed with Pretty Plz?, which improved hitting by 3%, and more Pseudo-Thumbs.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Malik Destiny Theodore Duende Avila Guzman Luis Acevedo Shaquille Torres Lang Richardson Oliver Mueller Allison Abbott Bennett Browning	Mike Townsend Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Ron Monstera Derrick Krueger
Bench	Bullpen
Mcdowell Karim Sparks Beans Oliver Loofah	Lenny Marijuana Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Chorby Short Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan

Season

Roster Changes

• On Day 4, Bennett Browning was incinerated and replaced by Tiana Cash. (Watch here on Before).
  • Browning's incineration was initially hidden from Fans thanks to the The Shelled One, who appeared at the top of Inning 5 to chastise the perpetrators of Peanut Fraud. The only evidence of the incineration was a string of letters present above The Shelled One's declaration of BLASPHEMY. This string, JHFMTOJMNPSMLMDGFOSEZDTMJWHPADAACGRT, contained the initials of recently deceased players. Midway through the Blasphemy period, the letters BB were appended to the string, announcing the death of one of the three possible players: Browning, Baldwin Breadwinner, or Bates Bentley.
• On Day 47, Tiana Cash was incinerated and replaced by Greer Gwiffin. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 74, Shaquille Torres was incinerated and replaced by Cedric Spliff.
  • Torres' incineration, like Browning's, was initially hidden by The Shelled One, who appeared at the top of Inning 7 to scold Fans over The Grand Unslam, which had occurred the day prior. When The Peanut disappeared, Fans were shocked to discover Spliff in Torres' lineup slot.
• On Day 80, Derrick Krueger was incinerated and replaced by Henry Marshallow.
  • Krueger's incineration was also hidden from sight, perhaps due to the weakened Bridge post-Grand Unslam.

Notable Games

• On Day 57, slugger Luis Acevedo hit the shaming run against the Breckinridge Jazz Hands in extra innings, leading to a Day of Grand Shame and relieving Tot Clark, who had pitched 4 scoreless innings to keep the game tied 5-5. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 99, The Garages beat the Houston Spies, eliminating the Spies from the Playoffs at the last possible opportunity. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Blessings

• Pretty Plz? blessed the Seattle Garages
  
  • Their hitting was improved by 3%.
  • The Garages won with 4% of the vote. The Magic had 24% of the vote. 11,495 votes were cast.
• Pseudo-Thumbs blessed the Seattle Garages
  
  • Their pitching was improved by 10%.
  • The Garages won with 33% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 18,717 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Gone Too Soon

A bar graph depicting the Season 3 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

The Seattle Garages entered Season 3 with more thumbs than ever before, totally unprepared for the events to come. After escaping the entirety of Season 2 unharmed, Season 3 was a season of fire. On Day 4, under the shadow of a screaming god, Bennett Browning was incinerated.

The Peanut (Fight Gods) The Incinerations Loss, love the players you do have

Even More Thumbs

After a demoralizing first season and the sudden loss of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, the Seattle Garages returned to the field full of coffee and anger. The band performed much better during their second outing and even exceeded .500 wins in the midseason. Unfortunately, poor pitching kept the team solidly out of playoff contention. Newcomer Derrick Krueger was seen sleeping on the mound, and mainstays Tot Clark, Arturo Huerta, and Ron Monstera barely held their own. Fans placed the most blame on shameful pitcher Mike Townsend, even going so far as to openly root for his incineration during outings. This vitriol inspired the band's first true success, the smash hit single mike townsend (is a disappointment). Season 2 also saw the birth of a rivalry with the Hellmouth Sunbeams, who objected to the Garages' stated intention to kill the sun. Miraculously, despite the presence of a season-long Solar Eclipse, no Garages players were incinerated during the season, a feat which some Fans attribute to pure spite.

More Thumbs

After a successful Fan campaign, the Seattle Garages pitching staff were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs in the Season 2 Election. This increased the team's pitching ability substantially, with the minor cost of a few new only slightly disturbing digits. Both fans and players hope the new thumbs will let the band finally make it to the playoffs.