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The inaugural [[Coffee Cup]] was held during the [[Grand Siesta]] as an exhibition match. Players from existing ILB teams were assigned to exhibition teams based on their [[Coffee Style]] and their status on the idol board. Of the 14 players on the [[Yellowstone Magic]], 11 were assigned to Coffee Cup teams.
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==Team Assignments==
  
ILB職員の退職面接
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unformatted list:
  
氏名:█████<br>
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* Wyatt Glover - Atletico Latte - lineup
年齢:██<br>
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* Francisco Preston - Cold Brew Crew - lineup
生年月日:第██回██日██XX年<br>
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* Eizabeth Elliott - Cold Brew Crew - rotation
故郷:さいたま市、埼玉県、日本<br>
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* Chorby Short - Cream & Sugar United - rotation
性別:男
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* Yeong-Ho Garcia - FWXBC - Shadows
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* Logan Rodriguez - FWXBC - shadows
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* Curry Aliciakeyes - Macchiato City - rotation
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* Bonk Jokes - Light & Sweet - rotation
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* Bevan Wise - Light & Sweet - shadows
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* Inky Rutledge - Americano Water Works - rotation
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* Cory Twelve - Americano Water Works - Rotation
  
採用:第██回██日██XX年<br>
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missing: Washer, Sutton, Oscar
退職:第10回投票日XX年
 
  
部署:選手開発<br>
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formatting idea for the table
職位:リーグ内教育
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* coffee style
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* team
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* player name
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* position on team
  
客体:ILBでの役割は何でしたか?<br>
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主体:人材開発。イヤ、選手開発にされました。新人の文書を管理しました。
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[[Category: Yellowstone Magic]]
客体:どんな新選手ですか?<br>
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[[Category: Coffee Cup]]
主体:たいてい焼却されたものの代わりをする選手でした。リーグの登録を管理しました。既に わかるはずではないでしょうか?
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客体:質問をしないでください。どの位ILBで働きましたか?<br>
 
主体:██年間。
 
 
 
客体:なかなか長い時間ですね。お疲れ様でした。<br>
 
主体:【卑語のために削除されました】
 
 
 
客体:退職のことに続きましょう。退職理由は何でしたか?<br>
 
主体:リーグに加入してる人と出会った。
 
 
 
客体:よく新しい選手と出会いますね?<br>
 
主体:あのようじゃない。出会って友達になってしまった。あの人の好きなコーヒーの飲み方を知るようになってしまった。趣味も希望も夢も。そのあと、自分でリーグに加入することにすると聞いてしまった。実は、喧嘩してしまった。危ないと言ったけど、█████ はだれでも危ないと言った。オレは、これはできないと気づかせた。
 
 
 
客体:どうして?<br>
 
主体:この██年間人々を死に送ってしまった。もうできない。█████と出会って人を死におくってたと気づかせて…ひどいよ。紙に書いてある名前だけじゃなくて、人間だよ。
 
 
 
客体:今やましくなるのは誠に大変ですね。<br>
 
主体:もう分かってるのに仕方がない。
 
 
 
客体:選手開発でいい経験がありましたか?<br>
 
主体:もちろん。悪い経験だけでは不可能。オレは仕事が上手だし、いい選手を見つけたし。
 
 
 
客体:自慢はありますか?<br>
 
主体:何?
 
 
 
客体:したことに自慢はありますか?<br>
 
主体:オレ...自慢かどうかわからない。きっとあった。仕事は上手なことにある。それ以外、自慢がない。自慢を感じられない。
 
 
 
客体:契約通り、ILBからとわにやめることはできないと分かっていますね?<br>
 
主体:分かった。
 
 
 
客体:まだ知るけど、東京にある本拠地の新しいチームがリーグに加入します。先発ローテーションに入ることになりました。<br>
 
主体:関節に悪いん。
 
 
 
客体:ローテーションではなければ、影に入るしかありません。<br>
 
主体:じゃあ、投球は結構。
 
 
 
客体:ILBでは「Coolname Galvanic」と呼ばれています。質問はありますか?<br>
 
主体:どうしてその名前?
 
 
 
客体:「クールな名前がほしい」と言いました。<br>
 
主体:うん。試みが無意味だと分かるべきだったね。
 
 
 
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FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY
 
 
 
ILB Employee Exit Interview
 
 
 
Name: █████
 
Age: ██
 
Date of birth: ██-██-██XX
 
Hometown: Saitama, Saitama, Japan
 
Gender: Male
 
 
 
Start of employment: ██-██-██XX
 
End of employment: 10-EL-██XX
 
 
 
Department: Player Resources
 
Position: Onboarding Coordinator
 
 
 
OBJECT: What were your duties with the ILB?
 
SUBJECT: Human resources. Or, no, they changed it to player resources. I was in charge of paperwork for new players.
 
 
 
OBJECT: What type of new players?
 
SUBJECT: It was mostly replacements for incinerations. I handled their registration with the league. Shouldn’t you know this?
 
 
 
OBJECT: Please do not ask questions. How long have you been with the ILB?
 
SUBJECT: ██ years.
 
 
 
OBJECT: That’s a long time. Thank you for your service.
 
SUBJECT: [redacted for profanity]
 
 
 
OBJECT: Let’s move on to the subject of your exit. What made you decide to leave your position at the ILB?
 
SUBJECT: I met someone who’s signing up for the league.
 
 
 
OBJECT: You meet new players all the time.
 
SUBJECT: Not like this. I met someone and became their friend. I learned how they take their coffee. Their hobbies, their hopes, their dreams. And then I learned that they’re signing up for the league willingly. We got into a fight about it, actually, because I said it wasn’t safe and █████ said it wasn’t safe for anyone else I met. It made me realize that I can’t do this.
 
 
 
OBJECT: Why not?
 
SUBJECT: Because I’ve spent the last ██ years sending people to their deaths. I can’t do that anymore. Meeting █████ made me realize that that’s what I’ve been doing, and it’s… horrible. These aren’t just names on papers. They’re people.
 
 
 
OBJECT: Now is a terrible time to gain a conscience.
 
SUBJECT: Yeah, I know. But here I am anyway.
 
 
 
OBJECT: Did you have positive experiences with the Player Resources department?
 
SUBJECT: Of course I did. It would be impossible to have exclusively negative experiences. I’m good at my job. I’ve found a lot of good players.
 
 
 
OBJECT: Are you proud?
 
SUBJECT: What?
 
 
 
OBJECT: Are you proud of the work you did?
 
SUBJECT: I… don’t know. That’s difficult to say. I used to be. I’m proud of being good at my job. I’m not proud of the rest. I can’t be proud of the rest.
 
 
 
OBJECT: You understand that per the terms of your contract, you can’t permanently exit the ILB.
 
SUBJECT: I know.
 
 
 
OBJECT: As you know, a new team will be joining the league, centered in Tokyo. You’ve been assigned to the pitching rotation.
 
SUBJECT: That’ll be bad for my joints.
 
 
 
OBJECT: It was the rotation or the shadows.
 
SUBJECT: On second thought, pitching sounds lovely.
 
 
 
OBJECT: You’ll be in the league with the name “Coolname Galvanic.” Do you have any questions?
 
SUBJECT: Why is that my name?
 
 
 
OBJECT: You said you wanted a “cool name.”
 
SUBJECT: Yeah. I should’ve known better than to try.
 
 
 
Translation by Hedge. Object/Subject formatting inspired by Blink (ao3 user marquis). --->
 

Revision as of 22:00, 7 February 2023

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The inaugural Coffee Cup was held during the Grand Siesta as an exhibition match. Players from existing ILB teams were assigned to exhibition teams based on their Coffee Style and their status on the idol board. Of the 14 players on the Yellowstone Magic, 11 were assigned to Coffee Cup teams.

Team Assignments

unformatted list:

  • Wyatt Glover - Atletico Latte - lineup
  • Francisco Preston - Cold Brew Crew - lineup
  • Eizabeth Elliott - Cold Brew Crew - rotation
  • Chorby Short - Cream & Sugar United - rotation
  • Yeong-Ho Garcia - FWXBC - Shadows
  • Logan Rodriguez - FWXBC - shadows
  • Curry Aliciakeyes - Macchiato City - rotation
  • Bonk Jokes - Light & Sweet - rotation
  • Bevan Wise - Light & Sweet - shadows
  • Inky Rutledge - Americano Water Works - rotation
  • Cory Twelve - Americano Water Works - Rotation

missing: Washer, Sutton, Oscar

formatting idea for the table

  • coffee style
  • team
  • player name
  • position on team