Rat Mason

Rat Mason
Mason as of Season 6, by [1] @doggirlsondrugs]]
Basic Information
Aliases	Rat Polk, Wyatt Mason
Team	LA Unlimited Tacos
Status	Shadowed
Batting	(6.1)
Pitching	(2.6)
Defense	(3.1)
Running	(3.6)
Modifications	Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.  UncertainWhen this Player returns from Elsewhere, they'll be adjusted by -15% to +20%.
Items	Holey Ring of Dexterity ●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Spinning
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	81
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Rat Mason is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Mason has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Mason joined the league with the name Rat Polk in Season 1, playing for the Los Angeles Tacos.

After the Season 3 elections, Mason was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. After The Unmasoning, their first name but not their last name was repaired, and they became known as Rat Mason.

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 85, Mason suffered an allergic reaction and a drop in stats, including a decrease in batting from to , as well as a decrease in pitching and baserunning stats to 0.

Season 7

During the Tacos' Season 7, Day 89 game against the Houston Spies, Mason received a -star boost to batting and pitching, and a -star boost to baserunning and defense.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Mason played for Royal PoS as a lineup player.

Season 16

During the Season 16 elections, Mason received a Batting boost of 4.3 → 5 and a Defense impairment of 2.9 → 2.7 as a result of the Transfuse will.

Season 19

During the Season 19 earlsiesta, Mason was given the Uncertain modification as part of the seasonal reading.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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History

Background

A transplant to Los Angeles from New York, Mason was an aspiring dancer before he surrendered to the call of professional blaseball. He is known for batting with his right hand but throwing with his left. When not on the field, he is often found in the back of one of the numerous taco trucks that surround the Tacos' stadium.

Mason lives in WeHo (The City of West Hollywood) with his husband Penny Polk, an LA native. The premiere Splorts Tabloid, the Blaseball Enquirer, has published a series of rumors that the couple are considering a divorce, citing that Polk has never been seen at one of Mason's games. Neither Mason nor Polk has commented on whether the divorce rumors are true.

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Trivia

Mason has missed the exit from the 405 to the 101 several times.

Mason reportedly wears jersey number 69.

Fan Works

Non Visual Works

• RAT MASON song by The Los Angeli Jukebox

Gallery

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  Season 3 card, by @p_a_mcg

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  by @lunarboretum

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  Season 4 card, by @cozzymandiesque

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  Season 6 card, by @doggirlsondrugs

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  Rat

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  Ratamatronic Mason by Loxosceles

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  Rat Mason as a team of Rats and a Human by ShorterSneakier

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  Rat Mason by @Fancymancer

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  Rat at bat, bat it Rat by DrifterSoda

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