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== History == | == History == | ||
| − | Scorpler | + | Scorpler had traditionally worn the official jacket sported by [[Wikipedia:Ryan Gosling|Ryan Gosling]] in the 2011 film ''Drive'' on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday present. They had been happily married for 12 years before Scorpler's incineration. |
| − | There | + | There had been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler and [[Wikipedia:Dwayne Johnson|Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson]] were on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Johnson refused to accept Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King. |
| − | Scorpler | + | Scorpler did not have a driver's license. However, this did not stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. After being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler was no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but has chosen to continue driving for Uber anyway. |
| − | After moving to [[Hades]], Scorpler worked closely with fellow batter [[Fish Summer]] on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. | + | After moving to [[Hades]], Scorpler worked closely with fellow batter [[Fish Summer]] on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Scorpler has been quoted as saying “the treasure chest is ''especially'' going to slap.” However, after Fish was swapped by feedback and Scorpler was incinerated, it seems unlikely this venture will ever be completed. |
===Fireproof Jacket=== | ===Fireproof Jacket=== | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
| − | * Scorpler | + | * Scorpler named their bat "The Stinger" |
| − | * Scorpler's favorite music artist | + | * Scorpler's favorite music artist was Sting. They had shared many a lunch together. |
| − | * Scorpler's favorite wrestler | + | * Scorpler's favorite wrestler was Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock. |
| − | * Scorpler's favorite film series | + | * Scorpler's favorite film series was The Scorpion King. |
| − | * Scorpler | + | * Scorpler was known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insisted and ask if they can play Scorpion. |
| − | * Scorpler's favorite band | + | * Scorpler's favorite band was The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" was played. |
| − | * Scorpler | + | * Scorpler was a Scorpio. |
| − | * Scorpler | + | * Scorpler had previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for. |
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Revision as of 00:17, 16 September 2020
Mclaughlin Scorpler was a lineup player for the New York Millennials from Season 1 to Season 3 and for the Hades Tigers from the beginning of Season 4 to Season 7, Day 32, when they were incinerated.
Official League Records
Debut
Scorpler joined the league in Season 1, playing for the New York Millennials.
Season 3
During the Season 3 election results, Scorpler was the randomly selected player from a randomly selected team to be traded for the Hades Tigers's worst hitter, Alyssa Harrell, as dictated by the Exile blessing.
Season 5
During the Season 5 election results, Scorpler received both the Fireproof Jacket and Noise-Cancelling Headphones blessings. However, because players can only use one armor item each, the Headphones replaced the Jacket entirely. The Fireproof Jacket later appeared up for grabs in the Season 6 elections.
Season 7
During a Season 7, Day 32 game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Scorpler was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. Scorpler was replaced by Frasier Shmurmgle.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Scorpler had traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film Drive on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday present. They had been happily married for 12 years before Scorpler's incineration.
There had been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson were on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Johnson refused to accept Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.
Scorpler did not have a driver's license. However, this did not stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. After being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler was no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but has chosen to continue driving for Uber anyway.
After moving to Hades, Scorpler worked closely with fellow batter Fish Summer on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Scorpler has been quoted as saying “the treasure chest is especially going to slap.” However, after Fish was swapped by feedback and Scorpler was incinerated, it seems unlikely this venture will ever be completed.
Fireproof Jacket
During the Season 5 elections, the Blaseball Gods blessed Scorpler with a Fireproof Jacket and approximately 1,200 pairs of tiny, scorpion-sized Noise-Cancelling Headphones. Later, Scorpler showed up to practice without the fireproof jacket, stating that they "have no clue where it went" and that they "prefer mine anyway."
The Commissioner's version of the story is that "scorpler tried on the jacket, then took it off and chose the headphones. no one else put on the jacket."[1] Scorpler's teammates also reported that Scorpler had to choose between wearing the fireproof jacket, and wearing the cool scorpion jacket, and ultimately made the right decision.
Trivia
- Scorpler named their bat "The Stinger"
- Scorpler's favorite music artist was Sting. They had shared many a lunch together.
- Scorpler's favorite wrestler was Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
- Scorpler's favorite film series was The Scorpion King.
- Scorpler was known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insisted and ask if they can play Scorpion.
- Scorpler's favorite band was The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" was played.
- Scorpler was a Scorpio.
- Scorpler had previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.
Gallery
Season 3 Scorpler, by @rabbit_traps
Season 3 card, by @rabbit_traps
Season 4 Scorpler, by @wrendorphin
Season 6 Scorpler, by @juangeedraws
Scorpler Where's the Jacket by @tigrishades
| Players | Batters | |
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| Buried | Antonio McCall | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | Sixth Circle Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Hades · Persephone · Fearful Symmetry · Kick Rocks · Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes · That Bombastic · Dr. Pecota · Orpheus | |
| Places | Tartarus · Hotel Umbra · Achilleus of Phthia Memorial Styx Wiggler · Lenny Marijuana Recording Studio and Parking Annex · Sisyphus Park · Landry's Laundry · Pentagram Drachma Coffee · Ruby Tuesday Memorial Tim Hortons | |
| History | Hades Tigers' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Never Look Back. | ||
