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| − | + | '''Justice Spoon''' is a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1 | the Return of Internet League Blaseball]]. | |
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File:Up to the plate it's Justice Spoon.png|alt=image description: The first image is a drawing of Justice Spoon. They are posed to bat and is wearing a baseball helmet. She is wearing the home game Firefighters uniform, which is mainly a brown-tan color with white/yellow safety stripes on the sleeves and the chest region on the front of the shirt. ‘Firefighters’ is written in curly cursive across the front of the jersey in a slant, and the jersey is tucked into a pair of maroon pants. They are also wearing a maroon long-sleeved undershirt beneath the jersey and has a blindfold over her eyes. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo] | File:Up to the plate it's Justice Spoon.png|alt=image description: The first image is a drawing of Justice Spoon. They are posed to bat and is wearing a baseball helmet. She is wearing the home game Firefighters uniform, which is mainly a brown-tan color with white/yellow safety stripes on the sleeves and the chest region on the front of the shirt. ‘Firefighters’ is written in curly cursive across the front of the jersey in a slant, and the jersey is tucked into a pair of maroon pants. They are also wearing a maroon long-sleeved undershirt beneath the jersey and has a blindfold over her eyes. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo] | ||
File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 1.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation from season one. Depicted from left to right is Atlas Guerra, Mullen Peterson, Justice Spoon, Caleb Alvarado, and Swamuel Mora. They are all seated and leaning into each other as a group. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo] | File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 1.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation from season one. Depicted from left to right is Atlas Guerra, Mullen Peterson, Justice Spoon, Caleb Alvarado, and Swamuel Mora. They are all seated and leaning into each other as a group. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo] | ||
| − | File:Whitjustice gaymaul.png|[[Whit Steakknife|Whit]], Justice, Spork, and Spatula by | + | File:Whitjustice gaymaul.png|[[Whit Steakknife|Whit]], Justice, Spork, and Spatula by [https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1452478644786446343 @gaymaul] |
| + | File:The Blindfold.png|alt=A digital illustration of Justice Spoon. Justice is a marble statue, missing the top half of her face. Blue flowers and branches decorate the left side of her body. A blindfold with eyes printed on the inside hovers above her head like a halo. The illustration is cropped at her shoulders.|by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1503041468977627136 @glassgoblin] | ||
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Revision as of 02:04, 17 April 2022
Justice Spoon is a player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since the Return of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.
On Season 5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.
During the Season 5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.
On Season 9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
On Season 9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .
During the Season 9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.
During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.
During the Season 18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.
During the Season 18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.
On Season 22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Justice Spoon Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-70.4 and start reading...
Appearance
Justice Spoon always wears the Justice Blindfold. It is currently unknown if Justice Spoon is blind or not, or if they wear the blindfold for other reasons.
They are a living marble statue.
History
At some point, Tyreek Olive, previously Justice Olive, handed down the Justice Blindfold to Spoon. Spoon then inherited the name "Justice", replacing their old name, lost to memory.
Justice now plays in Tyreek's honor after they were incinerated on 2:26, The Discipline Era.
In the mornings, Justice runs an egg bowl breakfast spot. During the day, they pitch for the Chicago Firefighters. At night, they run a private detective agency. After the death of their husband Whit Steakknife, Justice has devoted their time to tracking down the rogue umpire who incinerated him and bringing them to justice. They are busy training their children Spork and Spatula, to take over the agency should something happen to her. The family can often be found going on picnic/manhunts together.
Justice's best pitch is the "forkball".
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 618.
As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.
Throughout season 5 Justice attempted to reclaim a fireproof jacket from the blessing pool as they believed it to be the one lost when their mentor, Tyreek Olive, was incinerated. Unfortunately, they did not get a chance to confirm this belief as Mclaughlin Scorpler of the Hades Tigers misplaced the jacket shortly after receiving it. Despite obvious frustration Justice handled the post season with grace stating, “we’re not the only team that has lost an iconic jacket to an incineration”
Trivia
- Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
- They only listen to Justice.
- They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
- They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
- Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.
- unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.
Games
- run from me or rip me open by stara david - a twine story about Justice Spoon, and the saga of season 18.
Fanart
Edit by PhirephighterFil.
Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
Justice Spoon is from Chicago
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They got to build-a-bear by @_waalkr
Tall statue brings lasagna to local grandmas by @_waalkr
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | The Fire Safety Awareness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| We Are From Chicago | ||
