Francisca Sasquatch

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Francisca Sasquatch is a pitcher for the Unlimited Tacos. Sasquatch formerly pitched for the Miami Dale since the beginning of Season 1.


Official League Records

On Season 6, Day 18, a feedback swap affected Sasquatch and former Unlimited Tacos player Wyatt Owens.

At the end of the Season 7 regular season, Sasquatch, along with the rest of the Tacos rotation, received the Shelled modification as part of the Snackrifice.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

League Career

As a Miami native Francisca was often seen wandering around and found herself drawn to the Worldwide Field for no particular reason. Upon arrival, she grabbed blaseballs in both hands, ran to the pitching mound, and started throwing them towards practicing batters. The team, too afraid of her menacing size, was unable to round up the courage to ask her to stop and ended up signing her for Season One. She has never shown any aggression towards teammates, however.

Since moving to the Unlimited Tacos, her teammates have made a clear effort to bring her on often trips to Venice, Los Angeles, where all roads and highways are replaced with canals, allowing her to enjoy time near water and on her boat.

Personal Life

Standing at 7'5" and weighing 550 lbs, Francisca has refused multiple calls from the press to release any documents with personal data and insists she is "definitely human". She is not related to Mcdowell Mason.

After moving to Los Angeli, Francisca has been reported by teammates as often wearing various over-the-top glasses. Her teammates say she keeps her favorite pair of glasses, her New Years year 2000 pair, in her stadium locker, because she considers it "The best night of her life". It is unclear how many pairs she has, or where she stores the rest. Since her move, she has also modified her Miami Dale branded fanboat to have wheels, as she soon learned that LA has more roads than water.

An avid-nature lover, Francisca had to give up her Miami side gig, giving fanboat tours of the Florida marshes after her move to LA. However, she has continued displaying her entrepreneurial tendencies, beginning to give tours through the Hlollywood Hills on her repurposed boat.