Chambers Simmons

Chambers Simmons
Basic Information
Team	Boston Flowers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Astral projection
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	72
Soulscream	OEEEOOEEEOOAHAIOAHAIOA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Nickname(s)	Ace
Species	Human
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Chambers Simmons is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. Simmons has been with the Flowers since Season 1.

Official League Records

Up until Season 2, Chambers Simmons was one of 5 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Math Velazquez of the Houston Spies, Lars Taylor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, Gunther O'Brian of the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Joshua Butt of the Chicago Firefighters. All but Joshua Butt were pitchers.

After the Season 4 Election, Simmons was affected by the Exploratory Surgeries blessing, going from 0 stars to , and then from to .

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History

He holds the record as the oldest player of blaseball to grace the mound, coming in at an impressive 104. When asked why he continued to pitch after all these years, he simply stated, "Huh? Who's there? Is that you, Mildred?"

Chambers is known for his one distinct pitch, what he calls "the wiggly pitch", which his sister Mildred taught him when they were kids. It moves in a zig-zag line at the same height after he throws at a steady speed of 30 miles per hour. When his coach suggested he learn to throw a fastball, back when he was 34, Chambers responded, "I don't need no dang fastball. I've got my wiggly pitch." Chambers rejected similar requests to learn a curveball or slider. Similarly, every time he was asked out to dinner, Chambers responded, "I don't need no dang relationship. I've got my wiggly pitch." It is unknown which teammate first called him 'Ace' and why, but Chambers fully embraced the nickname, as confidently as he approaches everything.

Early in Chambers' career, a wiggly pitch gone way off-base smashed the window of a nearby orphanage. Going to retrieve the ball, Chambers saw the event as a sign, and adopted all the children inside. Notably, this led to the adoption of Moses Mason, who would leave to LA and eventually form the Tacos. Recently, Moses has been transferred to the Flowers, reuniting Chambers with his child.

Trivia

• Chambers Simmons asserts that having no stars was the height of fashion in his youth, and that engaging in blaseball while having a positive star rating was considered unsplortsmanlike back in the good old days.
• Simmons was declared a National Historic Site in XX65.
• Simmons has 24 adopted children because of the orphanage incident. They are:
  • Abacus Crash (she/her) - idealizes Beck Whitney, used to follow her around while wearing vampire teeth and trying to bite people
  • Lillian Calamity
  • Raye Decay (goes by Raye) - like to work in the Garden with The Groundskeeper, has several plant allergies
  • Bessie Catastrophe
  • Mackenzie Debacle (she/her) - always carries a cat, which is always different but she denies that they are different
  • Winnifred Disaster
  • Tiffany Fiasco
  • Sophie Havoc
  • Zaza Meltdown - the Boston Flowers stadium organist
  • Cassie Mishap
  • Nia Wreck (xie/xir) - scientist studying pitching, has invented the 'zaggly pitch', the inverse of the wiggly pitch
  • Moses Simmons (they/them) - now Moses Mason, on the team
  • Authenticity Jones (xie/xer) - used car salesman, learned from Vito Sanchez but is far more honest about it
  • Dignity Smith
  • Forgiveness Brooks
  • Harmonious Jackson (he/him) - stylish as hell, always wearing a fancy gown and heels
  • Idealism Stephens (they/them) - wants to be the team's batkid
  • Integrity Hobart (he/him) - lives with the wolves
  • Justice Wright
  • Loyalty Armstrong (he/him) - has a blimp (Ace doesn't know where it came from), favorite player was and is Caligula Lotus
  • Moderation Freeman
  • Responsibility Knight
  • Service Byrd
  • Tolerance Barnes