Boston Flowers/Memorial Bat Forest

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When a Blaseball player passes beyond blaseball, whether through retirement, ascension, or incineration, their bat is planted in the forest by The Groundskeeper. The Moss Woman typically crafts bats for new players from the branches of the trees they grow into, though some players prefer to bring their own or request special designs.

While the Memorial Bat forest started purely to memorialize incinerated Flowers players, after the rapid-fire tragedies of Season Four, the Flowers decided to open the Forest to all teams. While the typical memorial is a planted bat, cultivated into a tree, for players whose bats have been passed on or otherwise lost the Flowers hold an Honorary Planting, where they plant a new flower of the incinerated player's team's choice.

Current Memorials

Boston Flowers

• Hurley Pacheco
  • Bat Tree, with a surprising number of branches
• Bryanayah Chang
  • Bat Tree
  • The number of branches on their tree seem to change from day to day. Getting close to the tree, one can hear faint murmuring.
• Jorge Ito
  • Bat Tree
  • A tall, florulent Squeucalyptus.
• Isaac Rubberman
  • Passed on the Weird Flex to Matheo Carpenter
  • No memorial was intentionally planted, but Rubberman's designated plot has become incredibly bouncy
• Matheo Carpenter
  • Passed on the Weird Flex to Gloria Bugsnax
  • Light bulb planted in place of a bat. With proper care it will sprout into a tall chandelier bearing many bulbs large and small.

Baltimore Crabs

• Combs Duende
  • Bat given to Mickey Woods
  • Memorial plaque installed honoring their team's defeat of the Tigers, on a plot of crabgrass.

Charleston Shoe Thieves

• Blankenship Fischer
  • Teethapple Tree
• Matteo Prestige
  • A single loafer crafted from 16th Century Corinthian Leather, rapidly growing into a thriving shoe tree.
• Atlas Jonbois
  • A plaque with a Google Earth image of Choux Stadium
  • Name is misspelled as "Altas Jobnoise"
• Sebastian Townsend
  • A Cyprus sapling grown from a cutting taken from Sebastian Woodman