Baby Doyle

Baby Doyle
Art by Katie in the Blaseball Discord
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Former Team(s)	Rising Stars
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(6.0)
Pitching	(3.4)
Defense	(5.1)
Running	(4.2)
Modifications	Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.  Perk
Items	Skate Sunglasses of Vitality ●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020 – present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Wicker man ceremony
Coffee Style	Espresso
Blood Type	O No
Fate	13
Other Background Information
Instrument	Swanee whistle

Baby Doyle is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Doyle has played for the Rising Stars.

Official League Records

Doyle joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 6, Day 23, Doyle siphoned some of New York Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Coffee Cup, Doyle played for Inter Xpresso as a lineup player. Doyle received the Perk modification after the tournament due to being a member of the winning team.

During the Season 17 Earlsiesta, Doyle dropped Bat and picked up an Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement.

During the Season 18 election, Steph Weeks' Careful Fireproof Bat was moved to Doyle via the Jazz Hands' Item Move decree, causing them to drop the Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Doyle played for the Rising Stars. Doyle then returned to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands as a pitcher.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Early Life

Doyle is a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands' offense, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense.

Birthed from a heap of nuclear slag at Rocky Flats Plant, Colorado, Doyle's naissance is of ritual significance to the Church St. Marie Curie of the Holy Geiger Counter. Doyle is technically a free agent, but has to get their mom to sign all the paperwork for them given their radioactivity, juvenile illiteracy, and inability to hold a pen in their fat little baby hands.

ILB Career

Doyle bears a striking resemblance to the baby pictures of Fynn Doyle and the late Morrow Doyle. Combined with their unusual birth, many among the Jazz Hands Band believe this indicates Baby Doyle has traveled to the present to play against the other Doyles. The exact reason this would be the case is unclear, but whenever Morrow Doyle's name was mentioned in the presence of Baby Doyle, they would fall silent for a moment before struggling to escape their crib. After Morrow Doyle's incineration on Season 4, Day 98, Baby Doyle merely crosses their arms and starts nodding at their mention.

After Baby Doyle siphoned some of Fynn Doyle's blood, fans began reporting sensations of time dilation and distortion whenever Baby Doyle was at bat. It is unclear whether this was due to a minor time paradox caused by the Fynn-Baby intersection, or just a natural result of Baby Doyle accumulating more sanguine power.

During the Season 8 Elections, Baby Doyle was playing their swanee whistle during play time, supervised by Holden Stanton. While playing, the time distortions surrounding Doyle grew to a fever pitch, until at last they shattered as Doyle played a heretofore unheard tune: the Sheet Music of the Universe. After that day, Doyle had an uncanny ability for hitting blaseballs and appearing at meals just in time for food. Some fans believed this was due to an unleashed precognitive ability. When asked to comment on these rumors, Doyle gurgled happily and gave no further response, as they had not developed speech yet.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

No other versions of Baby Doyle have been observed. If you have information regarding a different version of Baby Doyle, please add it here.

Fan Works

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  Baby Doyle hanging out with Lowe Forbes, Collins Melon, and a fan, by bunnevolence.

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  Baby Doyle Tlopps card

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  Baby Doyle Tlopps card by Rocketknife

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  Baby Doyle at bat.

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  Baby Doyle's Jazz Hands ID, by @VoxiSour

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  Baby Doyle's ID portrait, by @VoxiSour