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|caption1=Comfort Glover after three [[Blessings|Exploratory Surgeries]]. | |caption1=Comfort Glover after three [[Blessings|Exploratory Surgeries]]. | ||
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| − | + | '''Wyatt Glover''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Glover has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]], when they were known as Comfort Glover. At the [[Season 3#Election Results|end of Season 3]], Glover was awarded with a blessing that randomized their pitching stats to 0. | |
| − | '''Wyatt Glover''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Glover has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]], when they were known as Comfort Glover. | ||
== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
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=== Name Change === | === Name Change === | ||
After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]], Glover was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. | After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]], Glover was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. | ||
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=== Season 5 Reverb === | === Season 5 Reverb === | ||
| − | During a [[Season 5]], Day 82 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Glover was caught in a [[ | + | During a [[Season 5]], Day 82 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Glover was caught in a [[Reverb]] incident and switched positions from pitcher to hitter, utilizing Glover's {{Star Rating|2}} batting stat instead of their 0 pitching stat. |
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
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=== Early Career === | === Early Career === | ||
Before the start of their professional Blaseball career, Glover worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys [[Ralphio's]], Glover was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Tacos manager [[Al Pastor]] mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Glover has, on record, said that they are "not a Blaseball player" and to "please let [them] out of the dugout." Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release. | Before the start of their professional Blaseball career, Glover worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys [[Ralphio's]], Glover was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Tacos manager [[Al Pastor]] mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Glover has, on record, said that they are "not a Blaseball player" and to "please let [them] out of the dugout." Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release. | ||
=== Correctional Branding Surgery === | === Correctional Branding Surgery === | ||
| − | After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Glover underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form"<ref>Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). | + | After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Glover underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form".<ref>Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "AN EMERGENCY PROCEDURE TO MAINTAIN MY MARKETABLE FORM IN THE WYATTING WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS GAZE UPON MY 0 STAR FORM AND WEEP"[https://twitter.com/comfort_glover/status/1292548135848378376 (Tweet)] - via Twitter.</ref> Undergoing this procedure made them lose their half-star rating. Despite this, Glover is pleased with the results of the operation, enjoying "a beautiful day for tacos, and a beautiful day for me, Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover."<ref>Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR THE INFINITE TACOS AND A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ME. COMFORT "WYATT MASON" GLOVER"[https://twitter.com/comfort_glover/status/1292565062549307392 (Tweet)] - via Twitter.</ref> |
=== Made of Sand === | === Made of Sand === | ||
Under their glove, Wyatt Glover is made of sand. | Under their glove, Wyatt Glover is made of sand. | ||
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| + | ==Gallery== | ||
| + | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| + | ComfortGlover S3.png|Glover before all of this mess, by {{Twitter|name=comfort_glover}} | ||
| + | </gallery> | ||
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Revision as of 02:29, 4 September 2020
Wyatt Glover is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Glover has been a member of the team since Season 1, when they were known as Comfort Glover. At the end of Season 3, Glover was awarded with a blessing that randomized their pitching stats to 0.
Official League Records
Name Change
After the Season 3 elections, Glover was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning.
Exploratory Surgery
During the Season 3 election, Glover (then named Wyatt Mason) was awarded the Exploratory Surgery blessing due to being the Tacos' worst pitcher—a blessing that randomized the stats of a team's worst pitcher three times. The surgery randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. Glover was eligible for the second round of surgery, which again randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. They were then subjected to a third and final round of surgery, which randomized Mason's pitching stats from ½ to 0.
Glover remained the Tacos' worst pitcher.
Season 5 Reverb
During a Season 5, Day 82 game against the Houston Spies, Glover was caught in a Reverb incident and switched positions from pitcher to hitter, utilizing Glover's batting stat instead of their 0 pitching stat.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Early Career
Before the start of their professional Blaseball career, Glover worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys Ralphio's, Glover was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Tacos manager Al Pastor mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Glover has, on record, said that they are "not a Blaseball player" and to "please let [them] out of the dugout." Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release.
Correctional Branding Surgery
After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Glover underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form".[1] Undergoing this procedure made them lose their half-star rating. Despite this, Glover is pleased with the results of the operation, enjoying "a beautiful day for tacos, and a beautiful day for me, Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover."[2]
Made of Sand
Under their glove, Wyatt Glover is made of sand.
Gallery
Glover before all of this mess, by @comfort_glover
- ↑ Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "AN EMERGENCY PROCEDURE TO MAINTAIN MY MARKETABLE FORM IN THE WYATTING WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS GAZE UPON MY 0 STAR FORM AND WEEP"(Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR THE INFINITE TACOS AND A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ME. COMFORT "WYATT MASON" GLOVER"(Tweet) - via Twitter.
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