Valentine Games

Valentine Games
Basic Information
Team	Unlimited Tacos
Former Team(s)	New York Millennials, Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Baltimore Crabs, Houston Spies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blacking out
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	58
Soulscream	OIEXIOIEXIOOOAHEOOAHEO
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/they/she
Side Hustle	Writer for reality show The Valentine Games

Valentine Games is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Games joined the Tacos due to a feedback swap with NaN in a Season 9, Day 6 game.

Official League Records

History and Feedback Swaps

Games joined the league as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season 1. They have since been a part of three feedback swaps, joining the Breckenridge Jazz Hands (in place of Tot Fox) on Season 4, Day 25; then the New York Millennials (in place of Conrad Vaughan) on Season 6, Day 22; and finally the Houston Spies (in place of Andrew Solis) on Season 6, Day 51. Games was swapped once more on Season 9, Day 6, to the Unlimited Tacos to replace NaN.

Season 3 Peanut

On Season 3 Day 98, Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction, which increased Games' rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

Blooddrain

On Season 7, Day 15, Games' defense ability was siphoned by Kansas City Breath Mints batter Marquez Clark in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 56, Games siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Yazmin Mason's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

Err: Missing Format Argument

This IRM is missing a valid format argument. Please set format to filebox, dimensions, concept, vignette, lens, replica, or summary in the template call. If this IRM previously contained rumors they can be viewed in the Rumor Registry. Please propose a format on the Talk page.

,

Please Enjoy A Selected Poem By Valentine Games

Farewell to August

I.

eke out more stars

(sweat blood and bone)

so you stand above the rest - then

let the jazz hands catch you

II.

so i say

ad nauseum

"we are all replaceable parts

in a broken machine"

but!

august - we were here

your pitching the call

the melody

our defense the response

orchestral swell

III.

hands clasped

in victory

a chorus line howling

"fuck the moisties"

"those guys are truly the worst"

(To read all the poems, click here. Refresh to get another one.)

Gallery

• Ilovevalentine.jpg

  by Dev (@doogemans on twitter)

• 

  Fanart of Valentine Games visiting Hlot Tlopic with a fan.