UserWiki:Lonestarlars

Season	Wins	Record	Postseason			Election
1	40	40-59		N/A		N/A
2	37	37-62		N/A		The Fourth Strike decree passes, granting the Sunbeams  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat..
3	38	38-61		N/A
4	40	40-59		N/A		The Alternate Reality decree passes, calling  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.s of Eugenia Bickle and Igneus Delacruz. Precognition improves the hitting of Nagomi Nava, Emmett Internet, and Randall Marijuana by 20% each.
5	35	35-64		N/A		The High Filter decree moves the Sunbeams to the Wild Low division.
6	47	47-52		N/A		Sharing Signs from the Boston Flowers improves the Wild Low's hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%. Move the Mounds Closer improves the Wild Low's pitching by 10% and impairs their hitting by -5%. Vulture steals the best player in the Wild Low, hitter Hahn Fox, from the Flowers. The Sunbeams send back Alaynabella Hollywood.
7	54	54-45		N/A		Downsizing sends the Sunbeams' worst hitter, Joe Voorhees, to the Shadows. Stickum randomized the defense stats for the Sunbeams' three worst defenders: Eugenia Bickle's defense stats were randomized: to Sandoval Crossing's defense stats were randomized: to Miguel James's defense stats were randomized: to The Hawai'i Fridays win The Shame Bubble, protecting Mild Low. The Sunbeams are subject to  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary.
8	59	59-40	🌞	0 - 3	🕵️	Base Instincts gave the Sunbeams' players Base blood type. The Hellmouth Sunbeams now have  Base InstinctsBatters with Base Instincts will have a chance of heading past first base when getting walked..
9	51	51-48	🌞	2 - 0	🔥	Mystery Blessings associated with the Season 9 decrees give three Sunbeams' players new permanent modifications: Forecast: Birds grants Sandoval Crossing the  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out. Modification. Forecast: Blooddrain grants Dudley Mueller the  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways. Modification. Forecast: Eclipse grants Nagomi Nava the  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated. Modification. The Baltimore Crabs win the Fifth Base Bubble, protecting Wild High. The Solarium is given  The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary. The Shame Bubble from the Boston Flowers protects Wild Low from Targeted Shame. Mutually Arising improves Wild Low's overall rating by 2%.
			🦀	3 - 0	🌞
10	33	33-66	🌞	2 - 0	🌮	Tag-Team Fourth Strike from the Charleston Shoe Thieves grants both them and the Sunbeams  The Fourth Strike. Sharing Signs from the Unlimited Tacos improves the Wild Low's hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%. The Nut Button cures all Sunbeams players of their peanut allergies, and grants Sandoval Crossing the  SuperyummyThis Player seriously loves peanuts. Superyummy players Overperform when playing in Peanut weather or in a ballpark with a Peanut Mister, and Underperform otherwise. Modification. Divisional Walk in the Park grants all Wild Low teams  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball..
			🦀	3 - 0	🌞
11	68	68-39	🌞	3 - (-1)	🕵️	The Sunbeams are given the XII The Hanged Man Arcana.
			🐅	3 - 5	🌞
			🌞	3 - 1	🎸