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In Season 4, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Evil League and twelfth in the ILB. The team experienced one feedback and no incinerations during the season. The Garages received no blessings in the Season 4 Election.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

Notable Games

Election Outcomes

Decrees

One Decree affected the Seattle Garages:

  • Alternate Reality passed with 52,343 votes and 23% of all decree votes.
    • The Alternates are called.
    • They take their places.
    • Reverberations build...

Blessings

The Seattle Garages won no blessings but were affected by the following blessings:

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Redemption Arc

A bar graph depicting the Season 3 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

The time of Drought preceding Season 4 marked a major sea change for the Seattle Garages. The devastating loss of four teammates during Season 3 prompted players and fans alike to reconsider internal rivalries. Faced with the very real possibility of death at any time, players resolved to value and respect each other despite their many disagreements. The band even reconciled with perennial pariah Mike Townsend and released a new single mike townsend (is a credit to the team) to commemorate both the band and Mike's changed perspectives.

In The Feedback

The Alternates

The Seattle Garages entered Season 3 with more thumbs than ever before, totally unprepared for the events to come. After escaping the entirety of Season 2 unharmed, Season 3 was a season of fire. On Day 4, under the shadow of a screaming god, Bennett Browning[1] was incinerated. From his ashes rose a phoenix, 4 star batter Tiana Cash. Until the fire reclaimed her 43 days later, Cash, along with star batters Theodore Duende and Oliver Mueller, led the band to never before seen winning records. Cash's replacement, Greer Gwiffin also proved himself a capable hitter, despite being a deadbeat dad, but the band's winning streak was not destined to last. On Day 74, just hours after The Grand Unslam, the Nut returned and fire rained down on the Garages once more, this time claiming drummer Shaquille Torres. The loss of Torres proved to be too much for the band and their record quickly spiraled. A fourth and final incineration on Day 80 introduced the surprisingly capable Henry Marshallow, but the damage had been done. The scorched and demoralized Garages again finished their season with a record under 0.500, the hatred of gods burning in their hearts. The team did manage to end the season with a bang BANG, defeating the Houston Spies to send them to Party Time at the last second and igniting a longstanding rivalry in the process.

Three Thumbs Up

The Season 3 election brought substantial improvements for the Band. They received a coffee grounds buffet which slightly improved the entire team's hitting. However, the coffee grounds paled in comparison to a second Pseudo-Thumbs blessing, resulting in most of Garages' rotation having 3 thumbs per hand and ready to face the challenges Season 4 would bring.

  1. Definitely not a bear.