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| − | The Seattle Garages entered [[Season 3]] with more thumbs than ever before, totally unprepared for the events to come. After escaping the entirety of [[Season 2]] unharmed, Season 3 was a season of fire. On Day 4, under the shadow of a [[The Shelled One|screaming god]], [[Bennett Browning]]<ref>Definitely not a bear.</ref> was incinerated. From his ashes rose a phoenix, 4 star batter [[Tiana Cash]]. Until the fire reclaimed her 43 days later, Cash, along with star batters [[Theodore Duende]] and [[Oliver Mueller]], led the band to never before seen winning records. Cash's replacement, [[Greer Gwiffin]] also proved himself a capable hitter, despite being a deadbeat dad, but the | + | The Seattle Garages entered [[Season 3]] with more thumbs than ever before, totally unprepared for the events to come. After escaping the entirety of [[Season 2]] unharmed, Season 3 was a season of fire. On Day 4, under the shadow of a [[The Shelled One|screaming god]], [[Bennett Browning]]<ref>Definitely not a bear.</ref> was incinerated. From his ashes rose a phoenix, 4 star batter [[Tiana Cash]]. Until the fire reclaimed her 43 days later, Cash, along with star batters [[Theodore Duende]] and [[Oliver Mueller]], led the band to never before seen winning records. Cash's replacement, [[Greer Gwiffin]] also proved himself a capable hitter, despite being a deadbeat dad, but the band's winning streak was not destined to last. On Day 74, just hours after [[The Grand Unslam]], the Nut returned and fire rained down on the Garages once more, this time claiming drummer [[Shaquille Torres]]. The loss of Torres proved to be too much for the band and their record quickly spiraled. A fourth and final incineration on Day 80 introduced the surprisingly capable [[Henry Marshallow]], but the damage had been done. The scorched and demoralized Garages again finished their season with a record under 0.500, the hatred of gods burning in their hearts. The team did manage to end the season with a bang BANG, defeating the [[Houston Spies]] to send them to [[Party Time]] at the last second and igniting a longstanding rivalry in the process. |
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Revision as of 05:18, 10 January 2022
In Season 3, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Evil League and thirteenth in the ILB. The team experienced a record four incinerations during the season. In the Season 3 Election, the Garages were blessed with Pretty Plz?, which improved hitting by 3%, and more Pseudo-Thumbs.
Starting Roster
| Lineup | Rotation |
|---|---|
| Bench | Bullpen |
Season
Roster Changes
- On Day 4, Bennett Browning was incinerated and replaced by Tiana Cash. (Watch here on Before).
- Browning's incineration was initially hidden from Fans thanks to the The Shelled One, who appeared at the top of Inning 5 to chastise the perpetrators of Peanut Fraud. The only evidence of the incineration was a string of letters present above The Shelled One's declaration of BLASPHEMY. This string,
JHFMTOJMNPSMLMDGFOSEZDTMJWHPADAACGRT, contained the initials of recently deceased players. Midway through the Blasphemy period, the lettersBBwere appended to the string, announcing the death of one of the three possible players: Browning, Baldwin Breadwinner, or Bates Bentley.
- Browning's incineration was initially hidden from Fans thanks to the The Shelled One, who appeared at the top of Inning 5 to chastise the perpetrators of Peanut Fraud. The only evidence of the incineration was a string of letters present above The Shelled One's declaration of BLASPHEMY. This string,
- On Day 47, Tiana Cash was incinerated and replaced by Greer Gwiffin. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 74, Shaquille Torres was incinerated and replaced by Cedric Spliff.
- Torres' incineration, like Browning's, was initially hidden by The Shelled One, who appeared at the top of Inning 7 to scold Fans over The Grand Unslam, which had occurred the day prior. When The Peanut disappeared, Fans were shocked to discover Spliff in Torres' lineup slot.
- On Day 80, Derrick Krueger was incinerated and replaced by Henry Marshallow.
- Krueger's incineration was also hidden from sight, perhaps due to the weakened Bridge post-Grand Unslam.
Notable Games
- On Day 57, slugger Luis Acevedo hit the shaming run against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands in extra innings, leading to a Day of Grand Shame and relieving Tot Clark, who had pitched 4 scoreless innings to keep the game tied 5-5. (Watch here on Before).
- On Day 99, The Garages beat the Houston Spies, eliminating the Spies from the Playoffs at the last possible opportunity. (Watch here on Before).
Election Outcomes
Blessings
- Pretty Plz? blessed the Seattle Garages
- Their hitting was improved by 3%.
- The Garages won with 4% of the vote. The Magic had 24% of the vote. 11,495 votes were cast.
- Pseudo-Thumbs blessed the Seattle Garages
- Their pitching was improved by 10%.
- The Garages won with 33% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 18,717 votes were cast.
Season Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Gone Too Soon
The Seattle Garages entered Season 3 with more thumbs than ever before, totally unprepared for the events to come. After escaping the entirety of Season 2 unharmed, Season 3 was a season of fire. On Day 4, under the shadow of a screaming god, Bennett Browning[1] was incinerated. From his ashes rose a phoenix, 4 star batter Tiana Cash. Until the fire reclaimed her 43 days later, Cash, along with star batters Theodore Duende and Oliver Mueller, led the band to never before seen winning records. Cash's replacement, Greer Gwiffin also proved himself a capable hitter, despite being a deadbeat dad, but the band's winning streak was not destined to last. On Day 74, just hours after The Grand Unslam, the Nut returned and fire rained down on the Garages once more, this time claiming drummer Shaquille Torres. The loss of Torres proved to be too much for the band and their record quickly spiraled. A fourth and final incineration on Day 80 introduced the surprisingly capable Henry Marshallow, but the damage had been done. The scorched and demoralized Garages again finished their season with a record under 0.500, the hatred of gods burning in their hearts. The team did manage to end the season with a bang BANG, defeating the Houston Spies to send them to Party Time at the last second and igniting a longstanding rivalry in the process.
Three Thumbs Up
The Season 3 election brought substantial improvements for the Band. They received a coffee grounds buffet which slightly improved the entire team's hitting. However, The coffee grounds paled in comparison to a second Pseudo-Thumbs blessing, resulting in most of Garages' rotation having 3 thumbs per hand and ready to face the challenges Season 4 would bring.
- ↑ Definitely not a bear.
