Tamara Crankit

Tamara Crankit
Crankit as of Season 3, by TedFallenger
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.5)
Pitching	(4.3)
Defense	(3.2)
Running	(3.4)
Items	Frosty Concrete Bat ●●●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–May 10, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Shivering
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	3
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her, Ze/Zir
Other Background Information
Instrument	Tenor Saxophone

Tamara Crankit was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and was with the team from Season 1 until being incinerated on Season 18, Day 3. Crankit was known for attempting to steal third base.

Official League Records

Crankit joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 7, Day 37, Crankit swallowed a peanut and experienced an allergic reaction, bringing Crankit's batting from 2 → 0.5 , pitching and defense from 3 → 1.5 , and baserunning from 2.5 → 1.5 .

During the Coffee Cup, Crankit played for Macchiato City as a pitcher.

During the Season 12 elections, all of Crankit's stats were increased as a result of the Jazz Hands' Infuse will.

On Season 18, Day 3, Crankit was incinerated and replaced by Zippy DeShields.

Season-By-Season Statistics

(Regular Season Only)

Season 2

• (in 62 games) 97 Hits (3rd in league) / 1 Home Run / 28 RBI / 0.365 Batting Average (4th in league)
• 5th in times caught stealing, 9th in on-base percentage

Season 3

• 121 Hits / 3 Home Runs / 38 RBI / 0.292 Batting Average
• 2nd in doubles hit, 3rd in times caught stealing, 9th in stolen bases

Season 4

• 111 Hits / 5 Home Runs / 29 RBI / 0.280 Batting Average

Season 5

• 118 Hits / 3 Home Runs / 38 RBI / 0.287 Batting Average
• Led league in doubles hit

Season 6

• 112 Hits / 14 Home Runs / 74 RBI (6th in league) / 0.272 Batting Average
• 2nd in sacrifice bunts, tied for 7th in doubles hit

Season 7

• 124 Hits (9th in league) / 8 Home Runs / 43 RBI / 0.296 Batting Average
• led league in times caught stealing, 9th in doubles hit

Season 8

• 110 Hits / 3 Home Runs / 29 RBI / 0.276 Batting Average

Season 9

• 109 Hits / 4 Home Runs / 31 RBI / 0.267 Batting Average

Season 10

• 106 Hits / 8 Home Runs / 29 RBI / 0.273 Batting Average

Season 11

• 103 Hits / 7 Home Runs / 31 RBI / 0.267 Batting Average

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to Baby Doyle, who is of course a literal baby.

No one knows where the music comes from, as it never sounds like it is coming from the speakers, but whenever Crankit is up to blatt zir signature saxophone solo can be heard, accompanied by the mellow tones of an upright bass. When asked about the meaning behind this strange music, Crankit simply replied with " █████████."

Crankit's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Crankit's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

No other versions of Tamara Crankit have been observed. If you have information regarding a different version of Tamara Crankit, please add it here.

Fan Works

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  Season 3 card, by TedFallenger

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  Season 6 Crankit, by @tamara_crankit

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Tamara Crankit on the Jazz Hands, by @VoxiSour

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  Tamara Crankit with Bauer Zimmerman, by @_iznj

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