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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 3. Crankit was known for attempting to steal third base.
  
'''Tamara Crankit''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 1]]. Crankit is known for attempting to steal third base.
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==Official League Records==
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Crankit joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
==Official League Records==
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 37, Crankit swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and experienced an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic reaction]], bringing Crankit's batting from {{Star Change|2|0.5}}, pitching and defense from {{Star Change|3|1.5}}, and baserunning from {{Star Change|2.5|1.5}}.
On [[Season 7]], Day 37, Crankit swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and experienced an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic reaction]], bringing Crankit's batting from {{Star Rating|2}} to {{Star Rating|0.5}}, pitching and defense from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}, and baserunning from {{Star Rating|2.5}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
 
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Crankit played for [[Macchiato City]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Crankit played for [[Macchiato City]] as a pitcher.
  
During the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], all of Crankit's stats were increased as a result of the [[Wills|'''Infuse''']] will.  
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Crankit received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|6.9|11.9}} as a result of the Jazz Hands' {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
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On {{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 3, Crankit was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Zippy DeShields]].
  
 
==Season-By-Season Statistics==
 
==Season-By-Season Statistics==
 
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===Season 2===
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!Season!!Hits!!Doubles!!Home Runs!!Runs Batted In!!Batting Average!!Caught Stealing!!Notes
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 2'''||97||||1||28||0.365|||| style="text-align:left;" |Records only cover 62 games. 3rd in league in total hits, 5th in times caught stealing, 9th in on-base percentage, and 4th in batting average.
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 3'''||121||12||3||38||0.292||26|| style="text-align:left;" |2nd in league for doubles hit, 3rd in times caught stealing, 9th in stolen bases.
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 4'''||111||17||5||29||0.280||3||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 5'''||118||24||3||38||0.287||4|| style="text-align:left;" |Led league in doubles hit.
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 6'''||112||18||14||74||0.272||4|| style="text-align:left;" |2nd in league for sacrifice bunts, 6th in runs batted in, tied for 7th in doubles hit.
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 7'''||124||18||8||43||0.296||13|| style="text-align:left;" |Led league in times caught stealing, 9th in total hits, 9th in doubles hit.
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 8'''||110||14||3||29||0.276||0||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 9'''||109||15||4||31||0.267||6||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 10'''||106||16||8||29||0.273||5||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 11'''||103||13||7||31||0.267||2||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 12'''||101||22||11||39||0.234||2||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 13'''||124||27||17||45.40||0.317||2||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 14'''||105||19||18||42||0.244||4||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 15'''||110||23||12||33||0.269||7||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 16'''||99||26||19||47||0.280||4||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 17'''||99||30||11||33||0.273||4||
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''Season 18'''||4||1||1||1||0.000||0|| style="text-align:left;" |Partial record, as Crankit was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on Day 3 of the regular season.
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*(in 62 games) 97 Hits (3rd in league) / 1 Home Run / 28 RBI / 0.365 Batting Average (4th in league)
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*5th in times caught stealing, 9th in on-base percentage
 
 
 
===Season 3===
 
 
 
*121 Hits / 3 Home Runs / 38 RBI / 0.292 Batting Average
 
*2nd in doubles hit, 3rd in times caught stealing, 9th in stolen bases
 
 
 
===Season 4===
 
 
 
*111 Hits / 5 Home Runs / 29 RBI / 0.280 Batting Average
 
 
 
===Season 5===
 
 
 
*118 Hits / 3 Home Runs / 38 RBI / 0.287 Batting Average
 
*Led league in doubles hit
 
 
 
===Season 6===
 
 
 
*112 Hits / 14 Home Runs / 74 RBI (6th in league) / 0.272 Batting Average
 
*2nd in sacrifice bunts, tied for 7th in doubles hit
 
 
 
===Season 7===
 
 
 
*124 Hits (9th in league) / 8 Home Runs / 43 RBI / 0.296 Batting Average
 
*led league in times caught stealing, 9th in doubles hit
 
 
 
===Season 8===
 
 
 
*110 Hits / 3 Home Runs / 29 RBI / 0.276 Batting Average
 
 
 
===Season 9===
 
 
 
*109 Hits / 4 Home Runs / 31 RBI / 0.267 Batting Average
 
 
 
===Season 10===
 
 
 
*106 Hits / 8 Home Runs / 29 RBI / 0.273 Batting Average
 
 
 
===Season 11===
 
 
 
*103 Hits / 7 Home Runs / 31 RBI / 0.267 Batting Average
 
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to [[Baby Doyle]], who is of course a literal baby.  
 
Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to [[Baby Doyle]], who is of course a literal baby.  
  
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Crankit's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Crankit's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.
 
Crankit's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Crankit's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.
  
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File:Tamara Crankit Card.png|Season 3 card, by TedFallenger
 
File:Tamara Crankit Card.png|Season 3 card, by TedFallenger
 
File:TamaraCrankit selfie.jpeg|Season 6 Crankit, by {{Twitter|name=tamara_crankit}}
 
File:TamaraCrankit selfie.jpeg|Season 6 Crankit, by {{Twitter|name=tamara_crankit}}
File:58TamaraCrankit.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:58TamaraCrankit.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Tamara_Crankit_Home_Jersey.jpg|Tamara Crankit on the Jazz Hands, by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}
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File:Love da jands.jpg|alt=A drawing of Bauer Zimmerman and Tamara Crankit. Bauer is on the left, they are a Black man with medium-dark brown skin, long dark brown curly hair in a ponytail, a thick mustache, and dark brown eyes. He is a cowboy wearing a grey hat, a brown leather jacket, chaps, yellow gloves, and his Blaseball uniform as a shirt. Tamara is on the right, she is a Black woman with dark brown skin and a dark brown afro. She is wearing sunglasses and her Blaseball uniform which is a dress with pinstripes and the word \"Hands\" on it like Bauer's shirt. Bauer and Tamara are both looking at the camera, he is waving with his arm around her, and she is posing. Behind them is a fence with a field, likely at their blaseball stadium, The Pocket.|Tamara Crankit with [[Bauer Zimmerman]], by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1447411438499282947 '''@_iznj''']
 
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Latest revision as of 00:49, 17 January 2023

Tamara Crankit was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β18, Day 3. Crankit was known for attempting to steal third base.

Official League Records

Crankit joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β7, Day 37, Crankit swallowed a peanut and experienced an allergic reaction, bringing Crankit's batting from 2 0.5 , pitching and defense from 3 1.5 , and baserunning from 2.5 1.5 .

During the Coffee Cup, Crankit played for Macchiato City as a pitcher.

During the Season β12 elections, Crankit received a combined stat change of 6.9 11.9 as a result of the Jazz Hands' Infuse will.

On Season β18, Day 3, Crankit was incinerated and replaced by Zippy DeShields.

Season-By-Season Statistics

(Regular Season Only)

Season Hits Doubles Home Runs Runs Batted In Batting Average Caught Stealing Notes
Season 2 97 1 28 0.365 Records only cover 62 games. 3rd in league in total hits, 5th in times caught stealing, 9th in on-base percentage, and 4th in batting average.
Season 3 121 12 3 38 0.292 26 2nd in league for doubles hit, 3rd in times caught stealing, 9th in stolen bases.
Season 4 111 17 5 29 0.280 3
Season 5 118 24 3 38 0.287 4 Led league in doubles hit.
Season 6 112 18 14 74 0.272 4 2nd in league for sacrifice bunts, 6th in runs batted in, tied for 7th in doubles hit.
Season 7 124 18 8 43 0.296 13 Led league in times caught stealing, 9th in total hits, 9th in doubles hit.
Season 8 110 14 3 29 0.276 0
Season 9 109 15 4 31 0.267 6
Season 10 106 16 8 29 0.273 5
Season 11 103 13 7 31 0.267 2
Season 12 101 22 11 39 0.234 2
Season 13 124 27 17 45.40 0.317 2
Season 14 105 19 18 42 0.244 4
Season 15 110 23 12 33 0.269 7
Season 16 99 26 19 47 0.280 4
Season 17 99 30 11 33 0.273 4
Season 18 4 1 1 1 0.000 0 Partial record, as Crankit was incinerated on Day 3 of the regular season.
COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Crankit is the second youngest player on the Jazz Hands, second only to Baby Doyle, who is of course a literal baby.

No one knows where the music comes from, as it never sounds like it is coming from the speakers, but whenever Crankit is up to blatt zir signature saxophone solo can be heard, accompanied by the mellow tones of an upright bass. When asked about the meaning behind this strange music, Crankit simply replied with " █████████."

Crankit's love of stealing third base is well known to fans of the Hands, and is not limited to Blaseball games. In a "Meet the Players" interview, held at the player's home at the start of the season, sharp eyed viewers noticed that Crankit's home seemed to be constructed completely out of third bases. Reports of local fields in the Breckenridge area missing third bases have as of yet not been corroborated.

Fan Works