Difference between revisions of "Simon Haley"
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| + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Haley has played for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. | ||
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==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | Haley joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] after the [[incineration]] of [[Trevino Merritt]] on | + | Haley joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] after the [[incineration]] of [[Trevino Merritt]] on {{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 72. |
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 8, Haley swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.8|5.9}} stat decrease. |
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 44, Haley was exchanged to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] due to [[Feedback]]. Haley was replaced by [[Eugenia Garbage]]. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|8#Blessings 2}} election, the Shoe Thieves received the '''Radical Alchemy''' blessing, which randomized Haley's batting from {{Star Change|1.2|3.3}} |
| − | On Day 7 of | + | On Day 7 of {{BetaSeason|10}}, Haley hit the first recorded pentaslam (5-run home run) and found the [[Blagonballs#4-Blood_Blagonball|4-Blood Blagonball]]. |
On [[Day_X#Season_9|Season 9, Day X]], Haley gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | On [[Day_X#Season_9|Season 9, Day X]], Haley gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | ||
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 81, Haley's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] lineup player [[Yeong-Ho Benitez]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it {{Star Change|1.0|0.7}}. |
| − | In the | + | In the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings 2|@ elections}}, Haley received '''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''', becoming [[Modifications|Soundproof]]. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.) |
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Haley played for [[Club de Calf]] as a lineup player. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Haley played for [[Club de Calf]] as a lineup player. | ||
| + | On {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 83, Haley retreated to the Shoe Thieves' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Gallup Murphy]] due to [[Night]]. | ||
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| + | During the December 16, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Haley fell to the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. | ||
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| + | During the [[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1 Elections]], Haley gained the [[Knighted]] Modification, and embarked on a quest in the Moist Talkers' Shadows following the passing of the '''NEW Open the Forbidden Book''' Decree. They were replaced on the active roster by [[Pixie Carberry]]. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
==Blaseball Career== | ==Blaseball Career== | ||
===Achievements=== | ===Achievements=== | ||
| − | Haley was voted ILB Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of | + | Haley was voted ILB Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of {{BetaSeason|2}}. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} the first player to receive this award. |
==Personal Life== | ==Personal Life== | ||
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Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merritt's place after {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}}displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as {{RandomPronoun|lower|adjective|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} predecessor. | Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merritt's place after {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}}displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as {{RandomPronoun|lower|adjective|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} predecessor. | ||
| − | After {{RandomPronoun|lower|adjective|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} unfortunate peanut reaction in Season 3, Haley founded the Anti-Peanut Alliance and devoted {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} to it. After the | + | After {{RandomPronoun|lower|adjective|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} unfortunate peanut reaction in Season 3, Haley founded the Anti-Peanut Alliance and devoted {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} to it. After the {{BetaSeason|9}} playoffs, the Alliance began creating fliers proclaiming "Top 10 Anti-Peanut Tips For The Upcoming Battle Against God" and posting advice in a similar vein online. Following the fall of [[the Shelled One]], Haley is quoted saying "I'm just proud I could do my part to help." When asked what the Alliance would do next, Haley responded that "we may branch out to herald the defeat of other corrupt gods, but as of now we're back to fighting against the evils of the common nut. Did you know over 60% of ILB players are allergic?" |
On {{RandomPronoun|lower|adjective|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} swap to the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Haley told reporters that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}}quickly slotted into the team's dynamic, in part due to pamphlets printed up by former teammate [[Lachlan Shelton]] to help former Talkers adapt to their new environment. Teammate [[Howell Franklin]] commented that "When you first talk to Simon, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|seems|seem|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} like such a shy little thing. But when {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|opens|open|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} up? Absolute chaos. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|just wants|just want|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} to yell. I respect that immensely." The two appear to be friends in some capacity as, after the season 10 game in which Haley hit the ILB's first ever recorded pentaslam, Franklin reportedly lifted {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} onto their shoulders and did a lap around the field while Haley emitted whoops of delight. | On {{RandomPronoun|lower|adjective|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} swap to the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Haley told reporters that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}}quickly slotted into the team's dynamic, in part due to pamphlets printed up by former teammate [[Lachlan Shelton]] to help former Talkers adapt to their new environment. Teammate [[Howell Franklin]] commented that "When you first talk to Simon, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|seems|seem|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} like such a shy little thing. But when {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|opens|open|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} up? Absolute chaos. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|just wants|just want|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} to yell. I respect that immensely." The two appear to be friends in some capacity as, after the season 10 game in which Haley hit the ILB's first ever recorded pentaslam, Franklin reportedly lifted {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Bugsbenedict/Simon_Haley_Pronouns}}}} onto their shoulders and did a lap around the field while Haley emitted whoops of delight. | ||
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File:Comet miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by [https://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky] | File:Comet miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by [https://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky] | ||
File:WHOMST.jpg|''have we met?''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1352093893819576322?s=20 Ash]''' | File:WHOMST.jpg|''have we met?''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1352093893819576322?s=20 Ash]''' | ||
| + | File:2023CoronationSerHaley.png|Coronation Era Simon, out on his quest. Art by [https://www.tumblr.com/animg8r Lilg8r] | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:41, 14 March 2024
Simon Haley is a player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Haley has played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
Official League Records
Haley joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers after the incineration of Trevino Merritt on Season β2, Day 72.
On Season β3, Day 8, Haley swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.8 → 5.9 stat decrease.
On Season β8, Day 44, Haley was exchanged to the Charleston Shoe Thieves due to Feedback. Haley was replaced by Eugenia Garbage.
During the Season β8 election, the Shoe Thieves received the Radical Alchemy blessing, which randomized Haley's batting from 1.2 → 3.3
On Day 7 of Season β10, Haley hit the first recorded pentaslam (5-run home run) and found the 4-Blood Blagonball.
On Season 9, Day X, Haley gained the Flinch modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
On Season β10, Day 81, Haley's defensive ability was siphoned by Philly Pies lineup player Yeong-Ho Benitez in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it 1.0 → 0.7 .
In the Season β10 elections, Haley received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.)
During the Coffee Cup, Haley played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.
On Season β24, Day 83, Haley retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Gallup Murphy due to Night.
During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Haley fell to the Canada Moist Talkers.
During the Season 1 Elections, Haley gained the Knighted Modification, and embarked on a quest in the Moist Talkers' Shadows following the passing of the NEW Open the Forbidden Book Decree. They were replaced on the active roster by Pixie Carberry.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Blaseball Career
Achievements
Haley was voted ILB Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of Season β2. She is the first player to receive this award.
Personal Life
Simon Haley is rumored to be the lovechild of 18th Century English astronomer Edmond Halley and the short-period comet 1P/Halley, conceived sometime following Edmond Halley's death in 1742.
Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merritt's place after ae displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as hir predecessor.
After their unfortunate peanut reaction in Season 3, Haley founded the Anti-Peanut Alliance and devoted xirself to it. After the Season β9 playoffs, the Alliance began creating fliers proclaiming "Top 10 Anti-Peanut Tips For The Upcoming Battle Against God" and posting advice in a similar vein online. Following the fall of the Shelled One, Haley is quoted saying "I'm just proud I could do my part to help." When asked what the Alliance would do next, Haley responded that "we may branch out to herald the defeat of other corrupt gods, but as of now we're back to fighting against the evils of the common nut. Did you know over 60% of ILB players are allergic?"
On her swap to the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Haley told reporters that she quickly slotted into the team's dynamic, in part due to pamphlets printed up by former teammate Lachlan Shelton to help former Talkers adapt to their new environment. Teammate Howell Franklin commented that "When you first talk to Simon, she seems like such a shy little thing. But when she opens up? Absolute chaos. She just wants to yell. I respect that immensely." The two appear to be friends in some capacity as, after the season 10 game in which Haley hit the ILB's first ever recorded pentaslam, Franklin reportedly lifted aer onto their shoulders and did a lap around the field while Haley emitted whoops of delight.
Trivia
- Haley's birthday is July 12, 1986
- Haley is a Type 1 diabetic and has an insulin pump
- Haley's favourite skittles are the green ones
Fan Works
Simon Haley Tlopps card by @Spiral_Joe, logo by @LonghairQ, original design by @Avery_Helm
Tlopps card by homekeys on Discord
Tlopps card by gamey @WerewolfGamey
Doodles of Simon by @bugsbenedict
Simon and Lars Taylor by @CKaelde
Simon and Lars during the Slostice by @CKaelde
Simon by @revivificating
Simon and Lars in Western outfits by @bugsbenedict
Simon partying by @solphy
Simon, Pudge Nakamoto, and Fitzgerald Wanderlust by @solphy
Miniblaseballer by @HetreaSky
have we met?
by Ash
Coronation Era Simon, out on his quest. Art by Lilg8r
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| Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
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| Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
| Places | Halifax · Canada | |
| History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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