Pepito the Coyote

Pepito
Art by @thefoxycritter
Team	LA Unlimited Tacos
Species	Coyote
Pronouns	She/He/They

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Pepito the Coyote is a mascot for the LA Unlimited Tacos. Pepito was born in a dumpster in Cypress Park, Los Angeles, with her four siblings: Burrito, Arepa, Bagel, and Calzone. When she was old enough to be on her own, she found her way to the dumpsters behind Ralphio’s Grocer, where she became a nuisance for several years.

Al Pastor finally caught Pepito when they got their head stuck in an empty jar of Cheese Pluffs. At the time, the blaseball team was relatively new and had no mascot. He yelled, “EUREKA!” put the coyote in a jersey, and called it a day.

Pepito's first day in the stadium involved several thousand dollars in damages as he rocketed around the stadium in excitement. Despite his sudden introduction to the splort, Pepito stayed with the team as a mascot. At some point during The Wyatt Masoning, he learned how to speak. Or maybe he could always speak. No one can remember.

In their free time, Pepito likes causing General Mayhem, crocheting, and exploring the vast expanse of space.

Pepito's Favourite Pet Rock

Space twists. Dimensions shiver. Something new springs forth. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-74.346 out of its Rumor Registry...

Pepitito

This rock bears a striking resemblance to Pepito. Pepitito itself has a pet rock named Pepititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepitito. Pepititito itself has a pet rock named Pepitititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepititito. Pepitititito itself has a pet rock named Pepititititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepitititito. Pepitititito itself has a pet rock named Pepitititititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepititititito. Pepititititito itself has a pet rock named Don't bother, it's just Pepitos all the way down.

Fan Works

Non Visual Works

• PEPITO! song by The Los Angeli Jukebox

Gallery

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  Pepito, by Loxosceles

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  Pepito engaging in one of her hobbies: crochet, by Loxosceles

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  A bust of Pepito, by Loxosceles

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  Pepito drinking chocolate milk in her self-made hat. By Loxosceles

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  Pepito drinking strawberry milk, by Loxosceles

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  Peptio and Halexandrey Walton watching the sunset. By Loxosceles

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  Pepito and Hex, showing their size difference. By Loxosceles

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  Pepito baby photo by Loxosceles

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  Pepito sticks her tongue out. By DonnFirinne

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  Pepito in a burrito by DonnFirinne

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