Pepito the Coyote/Rumor Registry
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Pepito_the_Coyote has 46 Rumors written about so far.
Pepito the Coyote/IF-1.505
Bear
...No, of course not, that would be dangerous. It's a rock shaped like a bear. Probably.Pepito the Coyote/IF-1.878
Taco Rock-o
Taco Rock-o is a rock that just so happens to be vaguely taco shaped. When the team noticed it, they painted it and signed it in order to make it look like an actual taco.Pepito the Coyote/IF-1.879
"Rock"
It's literally just a blaseball.Pepito the Coyote/IF-1.880
A large boulder the size of a small boulder
Despite its name, it is a very small boulder the size of a large rock. Or maybe it's a small rock the size of a tiny boulder.Pepito the Coyote/IF-11.852
"PEPITO!"
A vinyl single of the song PEPITO! by The Yalebirds. Pepito doesn't have a record player, but she claims she can listen to it by running her teeth along the grooves.Pepito the Coyote/IF-21.869
Tuesday
A large red and yellow and orange marble that Pepito claims to have found last Thursday.Pepito the Coyote/IF-22.287
Bagel
Bagel is a bagel that was left out for too long and is as hard as a rock, and somehow was not still eaten.Pepito the Coyote/IF-24.285
Miri
A large, shiny, flat rock. You see reflected in it's surface Pepito.Pepito the Coyote/IF-26.309
Rock Bottom
Sun-bleached tailbone found in Vito Kravitz's locker. Maybe Pepito should return this one...Pepito the Coyote/IF-30.846
Sigfig
A little human-shaped rock with a Hawai'i Fridays jersey and claw-shaped hands that looks remarkably like Valentine Games, somehow.Pepito the Coyote/IF-31.415
"This is not a rock"
It's a rock im not really sure what to tell you there isn't much special about this onePepito the Coyote/IF-31.533
The Earth (this one)
There is a placard lying on the ground. It reads, "The Earth". You... guess this counts?Pepito the Coyote/IF-35.732
Friend!
Pepito, that is a scuttle. How did you get that?Pepito the Coyote/IF-36.356
The One Ring
It appears to be one of the Clutch Wooden Rock Rings. How many of these are there now?Pepito the Coyote/IF-38.889
I-405
A dirty chunk of asphalt.Pepito the Coyote/IF-40.247
The Earth
A molten sphere of rock with an iron core and a thin solid coating. It is perpetually wet. There's a tiny Pepito on that Earth with an even smaller Earth, ad infinitum. Unclear whether it is the Earth or not.Pepito the Coyote/IF-43.147
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Pepito the Coyote/IF-44.219
Sparkz
Sparkz is a yellow and purple striped rock. Sparkz somehow accumulates static electricity. We dont know how.Pepito the Coyote/IF-47.488
Uppy
A purple rock, lighter than air. Pepito somehow keeps it on the ground, allegedly by "TURNING IT UPSIDE DOWN!!! =DDD"Pepito the Coyote/IF-48.319
Woody
A wooden sign someone made with the words "You Rock!" written on it. Aww, Thank you Pepito.Pepito the Coyote/IF-5.221
'Breakfast of Champions'
A pile of inedible sticky mush. Pepito loves it!Pepito the Coyote/IF-5.545
Turt
Turt is dark brown rock approximately the same size and shape and an Eastern Box Turtle and has yellow and orange spots on it. Pepito always comes to check on Turt first thing in the morning, saying that it has a tendency to wander around when nobody is watching.Pepito the Coyote/IF-5.801
Pato
THAT IS A DUCK! PEPITO NO! oh.. it is a rubber duck. I guess that is ok thenPepito the Coyote/IF-52.483
Tinies
A fistful of gravel glued together into a shape of a rock. It is occasionally seen getting bigger after Pepito is given glue and goes on a walk.Pepito the Coyote/IF-60.740
Precious
"One Rock to rule them all, One Rock to find them, One Rock to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
This rock gives you the creeps. Is that Elvish? Did Pepito just growl?! It's time to go...Pepito the Coyote/IF-60.741
"Vulcan"
A lava rock gifted by the Hawaii Fridays.Pepito the Coyote/IF-64.598
Snail
A smooth brown river rock with darker streaks, the perfect size to sit in the centre of your palm. When asked, Pepito says its a snail that's hibernating. I don't think that's how it works, Pepito... better not tell him.Pepito the Coyote/IF-66.583
Ernesto Pepito Wafflehouse Junior
Ernesto Pepito Wafflehouse Junior is a smooth, flat, speckled river rock. When you look at it closely you can tell that it's grumpy.Pepito the Coyote/IF-69.132
Our Rock
Pepito the Coyote/IF-70.128
Stick
Rock. Stick. Whatever, it's Pepito's world.Pepito the Coyote/IF-70.129
Ms. Sparkles
This rock is hard as heck, cut into an intricate shape, and shines brilliantly in the light... Is someone missing a diamond?Pepito the Coyote/IF-72.000
Bongers
It's a piece of peanut shell, but it seems far too large to be part of your average peanut.Pepito the Coyote/IF-72.404
Thump
Thump is Pepito's heaviest rock, named after the sound it makes when you try to push it off a desk.Pepito the Coyote/IF-72.567
Zippy
This rock is very playful, and it loves hide and seek! Every time Pepito looks away from it, it goes to find a new hiding spot.Pepito the Coyote/IF-74.346
Pepitito
This rock bears a striking resemblance to Pepito. Pepitito itself has a pet rock named Pepititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepitito. Pepititito itself has a pet rock named Pepitititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepititito. Pepitititito itself has a pet rock named Pepititititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepitititito. Pepitititito itself has a pet rock named Pepitititititito, which bears a striking resemblance to Pepititititito. Pepititititito itself has a pet rock named Don't bother, it's just Pepitos all the way down.Pepito the Coyote/IF-77.180
Puddles
It appears to be someone's stone pond that Pepito has somehow ripped out of the ground. Pepito, how did you do that?Pepito the Coyote/IF-86.585
Big Heavy Paper Rock
Wow! Look at the size of this rock! So square as well... wait a minute! Pepito this is a copy of Wlar and Pleace by Leo Tlolstoy! Where did you get this!Pepito the Coyote/IF-89.274
crime rock
A smooth rock with some broken glass shards nearby. Someone has done a window crime with this rock.Pepito the Coyote/IF-9.796
Aristotle
Pros: This rock talks!
Cons: This rock doesn't stop talking.Pepito the Coyote/IF-92.893
Beeg Yoshi Kinda Rock
This large, green, and lumpy rock appears to have some magical abilities. It lands on the ground twice a second every second and projects groovy saxophone solos to anyone nearby. Listening to this at night is pretty much the most Pepito thing ever.Pepito the Coyote/IF-98.363
Squishy
Squishy is a yellow polkadotted rock. Wait... Is squishy some expired cheese? Oh no!
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