Parker Meng

Parker Meng
Image by @cari_guevara, inspired by a design by @electricgaunt and @r4tist
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Ohio Worms
Former Team(s)	San Francisco Lovers, Miami Dale
Status	active
Batting	(2.7)
Pitching	(5.4)
Defense	(4.2)
Running	(3.2)
Modifications	Alternate  Minimalist  Perk
Items	Smooth Glove ●○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020 – present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Showtunes
Coffee Style	Espresso
Blood Type	Love
Fate	38
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her
Nickname(s)	Mirror Parker
Personal Relationships
Partners	Lou Roseheart, Farrell Seagull, Percival Wheeler, Ortiz Lopez, Helga
Rival(s)	Baby Triumphant, Knight Triumphant
Other Background Information
Signature Pitch(es)	Parallel Parker
Dislikes	Not being Team Captain
Player Twitter	@MengBlaseball

Parker Meng is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and has been with the team since the Season 15 elections. Meng has previously played for the San Francisco Lovers and Miami Dale.

Official League Records

Meng joined the ILB as a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers with the Return of Blaseball.

Meng received the Alternate modification from the Alternate Reality decree in the Season 4 elections; all her stats were randomized, and her pitching went from to .

On Season 5, Day 8, the Lovers' rotation was shuffled in the Reverb while Parker pitching, and due to her new place in the rotation she also pitched the next game, making Parker the first pitcher in ILB history to pitch two consecutive games.

On Season 9, Day 98, Parker partied, raising her pitching from to .

During the Coffee Cup, Meng played for Inter Xpresso as a pitcher. Meng received the Perk modification after the tournament due to being a member of the winning team.

During the Season 14 elections, Meng received the Minimalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

During the Season 15 elections, Meng was traded to the Miami Dale in exchange for Cannonball Sports via the Dale's Equivalent Exchange will, then immediately recruited to the Baltimore Crabs via the Fringe Benefit blessing.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Two Parkers

At the end of season 4, the Parker Meng who originally joined the San Francisco Lovers — Parker Meng Prime — was swapped with the Parker Meng from another universe, the Tough Love Dimension. Tough Love Parker Meng — also called "Alt Parker", "Suave Parker", or "Mirror Parker" — is the Parker Meng currently playing on the Lovers.

Biography

Meng was born in San Francisco in the Tough Love Dimension. Confident and athletic, she started forming a sprawling polycule in college, starting with her crush Helga Moreno. After college, she and a friend with their own large polycule, the Tough Lover Dimension's version of Knight Triumphant, agreed to a friendly (though fiercely contested) blaseball game between their two polycules. Meng's polycule won, but the players found the game so exciting they combined to form a professional team., with Meng as captain. The resulting team — the Tough Lovers — was dominant in their dimension's Internet Blaseball League, winning three championships in the league's first four seasons.

Upon arriving in our reality, Mirror Parker (so-called specifically because she's constantly wearing a pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses) accepted Triumphant's leadership of the team but told them she was coming for their spot. The Tough Lovers had a much more competitive ethos than the Lovers from this universe, embodied by Meng. When she first arrived, she pressured other Lovers, notably Percival Wheeler, into stricter training regimens and a different, more cutthroat on field attitude, sparking frequent disagreements with Triumphant.

This conflict came to a head in the season 5 playoffs; when Milo Brown started giving up runs in game five of the semifinals, Meng ultimately agreed with Triumphant that supporting him was more important than winning the game at any cost. Since then, Meng has remained fiercely competitive but been more easy-going with her teammates.

Personal Life

Parker is a transgender woman, a lesbian, and polyamorous. Since coming to this dimension, she has been romantically linked with Helga, Ortiz Lopez, and Percival Wheeler on the Lovers, as well as Lou Roseheart and Farrell Seagull.

She briefly met Parker Prime (thanks to Lou Roseheart's time travel powers) and made out with her alternate self. Since then she has taken the opportunity to make out with several other Parkers, notably while traveling in Los Angeli with Wyatt Quitter.

Trivia

• After giving up a few high-profile home runs to mir, Meng considers Baby Triumphant her nemesis. She believes mi has some secret knowledge about her curveball that renders it ineffective against mir.
• Meng's signature pitch, the Parallel Parker, is a breaking called so-called because, as Parker puts it, "I can slide it on in to any spot in the strike zone."
• Meng coaches a blittle league blaseball team, the Poly Youth Good Friends, a post she inherited from Parker Prime.

Fan Works

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  by @pizzakermit

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  by @Peony_Vibes

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  by @8loi88

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  By @BardSupreme