Owen Picklestein

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Owen Picklestein is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. Pickles has been with the Flowers since Season One.

Official League Records

During the Season 9 election, Picklestein received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

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History

Owen appears to be made entirely of bioluminescent, dill scented oil. The cracking of Owen's bones (most often initiated by the strong and loving hugs of Owen's teammates) causes Owen's skin to glow most brightly, a glow which is maintained through Owen's pregame ritual of Wim Hof.

Fans who have met Owen report a faint taste of martini olives, accompanied by a vague high pitched hum, both of which linger for several minutes post encounter. Owen has politely requested that fans do not touch Owen's bare skin, unless they are willing to put up with dill-scented oil getting in their clothes.

It is rumoured that Owen is in a budding polyamorous relationship with Baltimore Crabs player Pedro Davids, as they have been found making eyes at each other across the field on many an occasion.


Owen Picklestein is the fraternal twin of Yellowstone Magic player Sutton Picklestein. When asked about their relationship, Owen shrugs and says "Family is family, you know? I've got to focus on my pitching average while I still can." Owen refused to elaborate further.

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