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}}Mclaughlin Scorpler is a batter for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Mclaughlin has been with the team since the start of [[Season 4]].
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'''Mclaughlin Scorpler''' is a lineup player for the [[Hades Tigers]] and has been with the team since the start of [[Season 4]], when Scorpler was traded from the [[New York Millennials]] due to a [[blessing]].
  
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
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Scorpler played for the [[New York Millennials]] in [[Season 1]] and was traded to the Tigers in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] by the Tigers' ''Exile'' [[blessing]] during the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]].      
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===Debut===
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Scorpler joined the league in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[New York Millennials]].
  
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During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 elections]], Scorpler received both the Fireproof Jacket and Noise-Cancelling Headphones blessings. As a player can only have one [[Legendary Items|armor item]], the Headphones replaced the Jacket entirely.      
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===Season 3===
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During the [[Season 3#Blessings 2|Season 3 election results]], Scorpler was the randomly selected player from a randomly selected team to be traded for the Hades Tigers's worst hitter, [[Alyssa Harrell]], as dictated by the [[Season 3#Blessings|'''Exile''' blessing]].      
  
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== Player History ==
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===Season 5===
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During the [[Season 5#Blessings 2|Season 5 election results]], Scorpler received both the '''Fireproof Jacket''' and '''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''' blessings. However, because players can only use one [[Legendary Items|armor item]] each, the Headphones replaced the Jacket entirely. The '''Fireproof Jacket''' later appeared up for grabs in the [[Season 6#Blessings|Season 6 elections]].
  
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Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film ''Drive'' on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday gift. They have been happily married for 12 years.     
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{{Community Lore}}
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== History ==
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Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by [[Wikipedia:Ryan Gosling|Ryan Gosling]] in the 2011 film ''Drive'' on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday present. They have been happily married for 12 years.     
  
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There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and [[Wikipedia:Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson|Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson]] are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.      
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There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler and [[Wikipedia:Dwayne Johnson|Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson]] are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Johnson refused to accept Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.
  
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Scorpler does not have a driver's license. However, this has not stopped them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. Since being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler is no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but has chosen to continue driving for Uber anyway.      
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Scorpler does not have a driver's license. However, this has not stopped them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. Since being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler is no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but has chosen to continue driving for Uber anyway.
  
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Since moving to Hades, Scorpler has worked closely with fellow batter Fish Summers on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Whilst no goods are yet ready for market, Scorpler has been quoted as saying “the treasure chest is ''especially'' going to slap.”      
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Since moving to Hades, Scorpler has worked closely with fellow batter [[Fish Summers]] on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Whilst no goods are yet ready for market, Scorpler has been quoted as saying “the treasure chest is ''especially'' going to slap.”  
  
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During the Season 5 elections, the [[Blaseball Gods]] blessed Scorpler with a fireproof jacket and approximately 1,200 pairs of tiny, scorpion-sized noise-cancelling headphones. Later, Scorpler showed up to practice without the fireproof jacket, stating that they "have no clue where it went" and that they "prefer mine anyway."      
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===Fireproof Jacket===
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During the Season 5 elections, the [[Blaseball Gods]] blessed Scorpler with a [[Season 5#Blessings|'''Fireproof Jacket''']] and approximately 1,200 pairs of tiny, scorpion-sized '''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''. Later, Scorpler showed up to practice without the fireproof jacket, stating that they "have no clue where it went" and that they "prefer mine anyway."  
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[[The Commissioner]]'s version of the story is that "scorpler tried on the jacket, then took it off and chose the headphones. no one else put on the jacket."<ref>The Commissioner [@Blaseball] (6 Sep 2020). [https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1302692257418506240 (Tweet)] - via Twitter.</ref> Scorpler's teammates also reported that Scorpler had to choose between wearing the fireproof jacket, and wearing the cool scorpion jacket, and ultimately made the right decision.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
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* Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"
 
* Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"
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* Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
 
* Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
 
* Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
 
* Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
 
* Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
 
* Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
 
* Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
 
* Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
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*Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
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* Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
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*They are a Scorpio.
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* Scorpler is a Scorpio.
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*Scorpler has previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.
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* Scorpler has previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.
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Scorpler.png|Season 3 Scorpler, by [https://twitter.com/rabbit_traps/status/1290764344821559296 @rabbit_traps]
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Scorpcard.png|Season 3 card, by [https://twitter.com/rabbit_traps/status/1291567191930748929 @rabbit_traps]
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Revision as of 22:05, 8 September 2020

Mclaughlin Scorpler is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers and has been with the team since the start of Season 4, when Scorpler was traded from the New York Millennials due to a blessing.

Official League Records

Debut

Scorpler joined the league in Season 1, playing for the New York Millennials.

Season 3

During the Season 3 election results, Scorpler was the randomly selected player from a randomly selected team to be traded for the Hades Tigers's worst hitter, Alyssa Harrell, as dictated by the Exile blessing.

Season 5

During the Season 5 election results, Scorpler received both the Fireproof Jacket and Noise-Cancelling Headphones blessings. However, because players can only use one armor item each, the Headphones replaced the Jacket entirely. The Fireproof Jacket later appeared up for grabs in the Season 6 elections.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film Drive on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday present. They have been happily married for 12 years.

There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Johnson refused to accept Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.

Scorpler does not have a driver's license. However, this has not stopped them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber. Since being traded to the Hades Tigers, Scorpler is no longer contractually obligated to have a "side hustle," but has chosen to continue driving for Uber anyway.

Since moving to Hades, Scorpler has worked closely with fellow batter Fish Summers on a business venture designing luxury, jumbo sized enclosure decorations. Whilst no goods are yet ready for market, Scorpler has been quoted as saying “the treasure chest is especially going to slap.”

Fireproof Jacket

During the Season 5 elections, the Blaseball Gods blessed Scorpler with a Fireproof Jacket and approximately 1,200 pairs of tiny, scorpion-sized Noise-Cancelling Headphones. Later, Scorpler showed up to practice without the fireproof jacket, stating that they "have no clue where it went" and that they "prefer mine anyway."

The Commissioner's version of the story is that "scorpler tried on the jacket, then took it off and chose the headphones. no one else put on the jacket."[1] Scorpler's teammates also reported that Scorpler had to choose between wearing the fireproof jacket, and wearing the cool scorpion jacket, and ultimately made the right decision.

Trivia

  • Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"
  • Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
  • Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
  • Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
  • Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
  • Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
  • Scorpler is a Scorpio.
  • Scorpler has previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.


Gallery


  1. ↑ The Commissioner [@Blaseball] (6 Sep 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.


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