Beasley Gloom

Beasley Gloom
tlopps card by @shenaniglenn on twitter
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Alive
Batting	★½
Pitching	½
Defense	★½
Running	★★½
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Painting
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	20
Soulscream	HXEUEHXEUEHXIAUIXIAUIXAEAOHAEAOHA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/him
Nickname(s)	"Buddy Boy", "The Underdog", "Walkies"
Species	Dog
Other Background Information
Signature Pitch(es)	NO TAKE ONLY THROW

Beasley Gloom is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been part of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Beasley was the Thieves' pitcher during The Grand Unslam.

During the Season 3, Day 84 game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Beasley's star rating went from ★½ to ½ after swallowing a stray peanut and having an allergic reaction.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

He's just the most adorable dog you've ever seen play blaseball! Look at his wittle paws and shoes! We All Love Beasley! Beasley's human is Workman Gloom, who bats for the Shoe Thieves whether they want to or not. Beasley specializes in stealing Workman Gloom's shoes.

Blaseball Career

Workman was bringing Beasley to practice one day when the coach demons of the Shoe Thieves mistook Beasley for a player. He was immediately drafted into blaseball and given an adorably small uniform to match the rest of the team.

It is worth noting that as of time of writing, there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play blaseball. There is also no explicit rule stating that a human being can play blaseball.

Fan Art

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  by kyl_armstrong