Wyatt Quitter
Wyatt Quitter is a hitter for the Unlimited Tacos and has been with the team since Season 1, when they were known as Taiga Quitter.
Official League Records
Peanut Allergy
Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during Season 3 Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from star to star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from Wyatt Mason.
Name Changes
After the Season 3 Elections, Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. After The Unmasoning, their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Early Life and Recruitment
Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their blaseball career.
Reputation and Controversy
Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.
Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out."
Gallery
Taiga Quitter by @chronarion
by @Fancymancer
Quitter and Pothos, by @Fancymancer
Quitter and Halexandrey Walton, by @Fancymancer
Sittin' Quitter by @Fancymancer
Players | Batters | |
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Buried | Wyatt Owens · Wyatt Pothos · Reggie Canberra · Caleb Alvarado | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 |
Events | The Grand Unslam · The Wyatt Masoning · Party Time Speedrun · Snackrifice | |
Ballpark | Al Pastor Memorial Park | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Al Pastor · Lalengua · Pepito the Coyote | |
Places | Los Angeli | |
History | Unlimited Tacos' History · Los Angeli Research Division | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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