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'''Wyatt Quitter''' is a hitter for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]], when they were known as Taiga Quitter.
 
'''Wyatt Quitter''' is a hitter for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]], when they were known as Taiga Quitter.
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== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
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=== Peanut Allergy ===
 
=== Peanut Allergy ===
 
Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during [[Season 3]] Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from ★ star to ½ star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from [[NaN|Wyatt Mason]].
 
Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during [[Season 3]] Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from ★ star to ½ star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from [[NaN|Wyatt Mason]].
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After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. After [[The Unmasoning]], their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter.
 
After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. After [[The Unmasoning]], their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter.
  
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{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
== Early Life and Recruitment ==
 
== Early Life and Recruitment ==
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== Reputation and Controversy ==
 
== Reputation and Controversy ==
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Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.   
 
Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.   
  
 
Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out."   
 
Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out."   
  
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Wyatt quitter 1.jpg|Wyatt Quitter in a hand drawn trading card xeroxed by fans and zine producers
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[[Category:Players Formerly Known as Wyatt Mason]]
 
[[Category:Players Formerly Known as Wyatt Mason]]

Revision as of 21:39, 2 September 2020

Wyatt Quitter is a hitter for the Unlimited Tacos and has been with the team since Season 1, when they were known as Taiga Quitter.

Official League Records

Peanut Allergy

Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a stray peanut during Season 3 Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from ★ star to ½ star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from Wyatt Mason.

Name Changes

After the Season 3 Elections, Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. After The Unmasoning, their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Early Life and Recruitment

Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their blaseball career.

Reputation and Controversy

Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.

Quitter has remained a vital part of the team since Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out."


Gallery

  • Wyatt Quitter in a hand drawn trading card xeroxed by fans and zine producers



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