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Revision as of 21:05, 5 October 2020

Valentine Games is a lineup player for the Houston Spies. Games joined the Spies due to a feedback swap with Andrew Solis in a Season 6, Day 51 game.


Official League Records

History and Feedback Swaps

Games joined the league as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season 1. They have since been a part of three feedback swaps, joining the Breckenridge Jazz Hands (in place of Tot Fox) on Season 4, Day 25; then the New York Millennials (in place of Conrad Vaughan) on Season 6, Day 22; and finally the Houston Spies (in place of Andrew Solis) on Season 6, Day 51.

Season 3 Peanut

On Season 3 Day 98, Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction, which increased Games' rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

Blooddrain

On Season 7, Day 15, Games' defense ability was siphoned by Kansas City Breath Mints batter Marquez Clark in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 56, Games siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Yazmin Mason's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .


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Please Enjoy A Selected Poem By Valentine Games


Nocturne #1
well! what did you all think
a dog was, anyway? what did you think
they ate? did you think

there were no bargains, and no ugliness
to be found here or there
or on the way out?

thomas is flickering his light
on and off again - only a thin curtain
separates one domain from another.

we putter, we pretend. drip. drip.
ignore it. nothing more natural than
the flow of water carving out time

and mixing itself into turbulent newness
but where it goes, and when
is increasingly a matter of design

so when schneider says "val, pass me
the pipe wrench-" well it's increasingly
hard to pretend i can't hear them

on the other side of the curtain


(To read all the poems, click here. Refresh to get another one.)

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