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In Season 14, the Atlantis Georgias finished 12th in the Wild League and 24th in the ILB.

Season 14 proved to be marginally worse for the Georgias than Season 13, as their rivals across the League took more dramatic approaches with their Wills while the Georgias, for the most part, clung tight to their original roster. While the Infusion of Jan Canberra and the addition of Slosh Truk did mark improvements to the Georgias' lineup, the Alternation of Flattery McKinley managed to make their already bad pitching even worse, securing the Georgias as the hosts of this Season's Party Time. While Wyatt Mason III, better known by fans as Trip Mason would join the team following the installation of PsychoAcoustics during Latesiesta, their presence would be short-lived, as they would Echo into Static with Wyatt Mason VIII of the Ohio Worms on Day 86.

In the elections, the Georgias won no Blessings, and received a Free Will for finishing last in the League. The Georgias elected to Infuse Yurts Buttercup, Foreshadow Gita Biscuits for Mordecai Kingbird, and in a surprising move, Exchange Gita Biscuits for Knight Triumphant, leaving Triumphant stuck in the Georgias' Shadows.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season Events

Latesiesta

Roster changes

During Season 13, the Atlantis Georgias were subject to three Players being swept Elsewhere and one Player Echoing into Static. The Atlantis Georgias entered Party Time on Day 80, and partied 12 times.

  • On Day 31 Mint Shupe was swept Elsewhere. Shupe returned 23 Days later on Day 54, scattered as Min- Shup-. Shupe would be Unscattered on Day 89.
  • On Day 61 Gita Biscuits was swept Elsewhere. Biscuits returned 1 Day later on Day 62.
  • On Day 62 Erin Jesaulenko was swept Elsewhere. Jesaulenko returned 7 Days later on Day 79.
  • On Day 86 Wyatt Mason III Echoed into Static with Wyatt Mason VIII of the Ohio Worms.
  • On Day 80 the Atlantis Georgias entered Party Time. All Players that partied are listed below:
    • Niq Nyong'o partied once on Day 85, resulting in an 11.9 → 13.2 stat increase.
    • Siobhan Chark partied once on Day 91, resulting in a 7.9 → 9.3 stat increase.
    • Flattery McKinley partied twice on Day 91 and Day 96, resulting in a total 11.4 → 14 stat increase.
    • Hercules Alighieri partied once on Day 92, resulting in a 13 → 14.2 stat increase.
    • Slosh Truk partied twice on Day 93 and Day 96, resulting in a total 10.2 → 12.8 stat increase.
    • Rigby Friedrich partied once on Day 93, resulting in a 16.1 → 17.2 stat increase.
    • Mint Shupe partied twice on Day 94 and Day 98, resulting in a total 8.9 → 11.8 stat increase.
    • Geraldine Frost partied once on Day 96, resulting in an 11.3 → 12.5 stat increase.
    • Erin Jesaulenko partied once on Day 99, resulting in a 9.7 → 11 stat increase.

Notable Games

Election Outcomes

Wills

  • Teamicon georgias.png
    Infuse
    • The Georgias vote to infuse Yurts Buttercup.
    • Yurts Buttercup is Infused.
      • Combined 10.8 → 15.7
    • Infuse - 25% of all Georgias Will Votes
      This Filing - 8% of Georgias Infuse Votes
      Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon georgias.png
    Foreshadow
    • The Georgias chose to bring Mordecai Kingbird forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Gita Biscuits.
    • The Georgias made a roster move.
    • Gita Biscuits entered the Shadows.
      • Combined 8.4 → 9.4
    • Foreshadow - 18% of all Georgias Will Votes
      This Filing - 90% of Georgias Foreshadow Votes
      Final Odds - 16% chance of happening.
  • Teamicon georgias.png
    Exchange

Season Overview

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
While some Atlantis Georgias fans remained hopeful going into Season 14, most recognized that the team still had much room to improve compared to the rest of the League, and instead cheered for the Atlantis Georgias to quickly enter Party Time. Despite an infused Jan Canberra and Slosh Truk bringing much needed improvements to their lineup and a perfect game pitched by star pitcher Rigby Friedrich, the Georgias largely succeeded at their goal, entering Party Time on Day 80 and partying a total of 12 times.

Flattery McKinley goes on strike

Flattery McKinley was swapped for an Alternate in the Season 13 elections, being replaced with a version that was a batter in their home dimension. Upon learning that they were contracted to play for the Georgias' rotation, McKinley expressed outrage, as they had never pitched a game in their life and did not expect to do good at it. McKinley ultimately decided they would go on strike, a decision supported by team captain Niq Nyong'o and team strategist Rigby Friedrich. While Friedrich initially remained hesitant, he approved to the strike after hearing it was to spite the Blaseball Gods.

McKinley would regularly show up to games standing on the pitching mound in batting stance, pitching balls with their tentacle hair, which resulted in remarkably poor aim. McKinley routinely failed to hit the strike zone, and would walk more batters than any pitcher seen prior, walking 247 batters over the course of a single 99-Day Season.

McKinley was hoping to be not just a bad pitcher, but the worst pitcher ever witnessed, in the hopes it would drive home the point that they should be moved to the Lineup. However, they faced competition from Charleston Shoe Thieves pitcher Simba Davis, who was working towards the same goal in hopes that she could win the title of ERA Queen. While McKinley would give a strong effort, including an especially notable game where they gave up 25 runs to the Hades Tigers, ultimately McKinley lost the fight, earning an ERA of 11.50 as opposed to Davis' 13.37. Despite this, both managed to beat the previous record holder, Gunther O'Brian.

Latesiesta and Trip Mason

In order to fund renovations at The Atlantean Dome, the Atlantis Georgias employed the assistance of an offsite sponsor named Angelika Aufdiscord. Aufdiscord would help fund a singular renovation: a PsychoAcoustics system that was promptly installed in the Bubble at Latesiesta.

Party Time

As a result of their poor performance, the Atlantis Georgias would be the first team to enter Party Time this Season, entering on Day 80.

As part of the Party Time festivities, the Atlantis Georgias would create custom flavors of Ooze based on the many teams in the league, distributed by Ooze mascot Slosh Truk. The new flavors distributed during Party Time were as follows:

Election


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