Spears Taylor

Spears Taylor
Art by https://twitter.com/wrendorphin/
Basic Information
Team	Hades Tigers
Status	Alive
Batting	★
Pitching	½
Defense	★★★★
Running	★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Playing pranks
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	5
Soulscream	AEEEXAEEEXAUOAOEUOAOEUEHAAXEHAAXEEOAHXEOAHXEHAAHIHAAHIHOHIEEOHIEEOIAAXIIAAXIIAOAOIAOAOIA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Grasshopper Pie

Spears Taylor is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers. Taylor has been a member of the team since Season 4.

Official League Records

Spears entered the league in Season 1 as a member of the Philly Pies.

On Season 3, Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★.

On Season 4, Day 43, Taylor was caught in a Feedback loop and swapped teams with Jessica Telephone, changing from the Philly Pies to the Hades Tigers.

Polearm Incidents

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Spears Taylor was at one time rated the second most anticapitalistic (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at Bees Kneesos, or the time they made the news for clipping Eli Rank with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!

Footage from Season 3, Day 98. Art by Onjit.

On day 98 of Season 3, Taylor attempted to throw a spear into the heavens in order to bring down the Blaseball Gods themselves. Shortly after, they swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. These events are assuredly a coincidence, as is their later banishment to the underworld via feedback. Since the allergic reaction, Taylor has been prone to shrinking and growing unexpectedly, diminishing their ability to hit and run to bases. However, the new condition has not affected their prowess at throwing spears while playing defensively.

Since feedback-ing from the Pies to the Tigers, Taylor has been provided with, according to onlookers, "just an unreasonable number of pikes, glaives, lances [...] A big pile of loose pole-based weapons." When asked to comment on why, Tigers manager Fearful Symmetry said, "We actually had those lying around already. We've been trying to get rid of them for ages."

Taylor has always had an obsession with equipment management, as players typically share equipment harmoniously without an expectation of ownership. Fearful Symmetry has been wary about appointing Taylor to this volunteer role, since they keep whittling bats into stakes and inserting iron tips into the balls.

Singing Voice

Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery. However, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player Kennedy Cena, being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. Since joining the Tigers, Hades fans have also begun to speculate that they may be a siren instead. Neither of these theories have been confirmed, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing.