Sosa Hayes

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Sosa Hayes is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since the Season 23, Day 47. Hayes has played for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and Miami Dale, Atlantis Georgias.

Official League Records

Hayes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 9, Day 7, Hayes was exchanged to the Houston Spies due to Feedback. Hayes was replaced by NaN. On Day 52 of the same season, Hayes became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season 12 elections, all of Hayes's stats were increased as a result of the Infuse will.

During the Season 17 elections, Hayes retreated to the Spies' Shadows as a result of the Spies' Move will, resulting in a combined 16.8 17.5 stat increase.

During the Season 18 elections, Hayes rejoined the Spies' active roster in exchange for Yrjö Kerfuffle as a result of the Spies' Foreshadow will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

On Season 19, Day 2, Hayes was exchanged to the Atlantis Georgias due to Feedback. Hayes was replaced by Siobhan Chark.

On Season 22, Day 15, Hayes picked up The Fifth Base from the Atlantean Dome. Hayes then super roamed to the Miami Dale before placing The Fifth Base in the Atlantean Dome on Season 22, Day 20. During the Season 22 elections, Hayes was sent from the Dale's lineup to the Georgias' lineup as a result of the Georgias' Move will.

On Season 23, Day 47, Hayes was exchanged to the Houston Spies due to Feedback. Hayes was replaced by Siobhan Chark.

History

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Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

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