Sixpack Santiago

Sixpack Santiago
art by @bludhundr
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Miami Dale
Status	active
Batting	(2.7)
Pitching	(5.5)
Defense	(3.4)
Running	(4.8)
Items	Slimy Hot Skate Helmet ●●●○
Dates Active	Aug 3, 2020 – present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Rage
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	84
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Sixpack Santiago is a pitcher for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since Season 3, Day 6 following the incineration of Theodore Passon.

Official League Records

Santiago joined the ILB on Season 3, Day 6 due to the incineration of Theodore Passon.

On Season 3, Day 84 Santiago swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction.

On Season 5, Day 74, Santiago became a pitcher due to Reverb and was replaced in the lineup by Don Elliott.

Santiago partied on Season 7, Day 97 and gained a half star in each stat.

During the Season 15 elections, Santiago's pitching increased from 3.4 → 4.6 and batting decreased 2.5 → 2.1 as a result of the Dale's Transfuse will.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Santiago enjoys swimming and running. He often participates in 10ks and swim meets during the off season. He believes his active lifestyle will improve blaseball performance.

Santiago regularly posts selfies to his twitter, often outside in Miami or near an opponent team's stadium. Santiago enjoys talking to la familia. Their encouragement helps him to power through his frequent strikeouts.

Santiago recently lost to Avila Guzman in all three events of the Dale donut triathlon (car, eating, and boat).

Santiago has one younger cousin, with whom he enjoys playing video games such as CLOD, Stardlew Valley, Digbuild, and Plokemon Glo.

Controversies

It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock.

"I can't explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!" — notorious Dale fan

The public is generally very confused by Santiago. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.

"I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!" — notorious Conspiracy Theorist

Santiago denies this allegation. "That's ridiculous. I look the same every day." He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.

Fan Works

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  art by @bludhundr