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| − | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[ | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Dogwalker has been with the team since [[Season 9]], Day 69 after replacing [[Gabriel Griffith]] due to a [[Feedback]] swap from the [[Hawaii Fridays]].<br /> |
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Revision as of 13:24, 8 October 2020
Sixpack Dogwalker is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks. Dogwalker has been with the team since Season 9, Day 69 after replacing Gabriel Griffith due to a Feedback swap from the Hawaii Fridays.
Official League Records
Dogwalker joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Hawaii Fridays on Season 4, Day 86 after replacing Thomas England due to an incineration.
Bangers & Smash
See the main article on this topic: The Waveback Event#Death & Rebirth of Sixpack Dogwalker
Following The Waveback Event on Season 4, Day 88 (only two days after joining the League), Dogwalker began wielding the unique bat Bangers & Smash — the first of its kind to not be granted by a blessing. Additionally, Dogwalker's pre-game ritual was updated to "Talking to the Microphone," which is the first in-game mention of The Microphone as a character.
Season 5
After a Reverb shuffle on Season 5, Day 6, Dogwalker switched positions from batter to pitcher.
Season 8
At the conclusion of Season 8, Dogwalker was 18th on the Idol leaderboard, in a Feedback position. Dogwalker now has the Modifications Receiver and Flickering, and her Ritual changed in quick succession:
hi friends
it is Wyatt
I have a plan
Observers noticed that at the conclusion of the 8th season, Sixpack's bone "Bangers & Smash", the last remains of former Friday's Player Thomas England, began to flicker and produced the above message. Wherever her bone would flicker to, Sixpack would chase after.
Season 9
During the Season 9 Preseason, Sixpack's Ritual changed twice more:
Jaylen
Time for Phase Two
The ritual then returned back to "I have a plan".
On Season 9, Day 69, Dogwalker was exchanged from the Hawaii Fridays to the Dallas Steaks due to Feedback. Dogwalker was replaced by Gabriel Griffith.
Personal Life
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Some Fridays fans have described Sixpack as a "conglomodog," or a conglomeration of dogs, dogs, dogs. No one has been able to describe Sixpack the same way twice, as Sixpack's appearance seems to change whenever you look at her. Notably, York Silk claims he sees the same dogs every time, but when asked to describe her, reporters only hear static. Baldwin Breadwinner says she can understand York just fine, but the description does not match what she sees when looking at Sixpack. Breadwinner also refuses to relay York's description, saying, "I ain't no snitch."
Per Hawaiian Klennel Cllub rules, the individual splortsdogs comprising Sixpack have registered show names and breed information, as follows:
- Reis Plumbife (Cocker Daniel)
- Chawin' Tom (Great Albertine)
- Mister Mister Mister (White Chocolate Mendez)
- Eoin Perlmutter (Lesser Coyhowler)
- His Duchess Goodlad Unitary III (Maltese)
- Margaritas Baby! (Chicanery Retriever)
The conglomeration identifies as bisexual in aggregate and is a Very Good Girls. Though Dogwalker is generally called a "dogs" rather than "dog," and other descriptor nouns used to describe her are, similarly, always plural, she is always referred to by singular grammar.
Bangers & Smash
Sixpack Dogwalker wields a special bat named Bangers & Smash. Shortly after the game ended on Day 86, wherein Thomas England was incinerated and Dogwalker appeared, the spacetime continuum broke. Sixpack says she didn't notice anything, even though when the day started at Day 88, she was now holding what appeared to be Thomas England's still-flaming femur. Sixpack has been reported to growl sternly at anyone who tries to take her bone away.
Gallery
Season 4 card by @JoeHasSpoken
Puppy Photo by @CocacolaGarlic
by dontrush
by @DHSorrows
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Golden Receiver by @rich_gallup
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| Buried | Ingrid Alfredo · Oscar Dollie · Yams Sokol · Marco Stink | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | George Fourman Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Grill Master · Coach | |
| History | Dallas Steaks' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Well Done. | ||
