Richmond Harrison

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Richmond Harrison is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers and has been with the team since Season 6, Day 19.


Official League Records

Debut

Harrison joined the league in Season 1, playing for the Canada Moist Talkers.

Season 2

Harrison is well-known for their contribution to the record-setting Season 2, Day 96 game, hitting one of two grand slams in the bottom of the 3rd inning (alongside Hobbs Cain). 13 runs were scored during the inning, leading to a final score of 18-3 and securing the Moist Talkers a spot in the playoffs.

Season 3

Harrison's most clutch moment may have been during the Season 3 playoffs, during Game 4 of the first round, when the Moist Talkers were facing elimination down 1-2 in the series against the reigning two-time champion Philly Pies. Harrison came to bat in the top of the 9th inning with 2 out, 2 runners on, and down by 2 runs. Harrison hit a home run, giving the Moist Talkers the lead which they would keep and win the game to tie the series, 2-2.

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 19, Harrison was caught in a Feedback loop and swapped teams with Fish Summer, leaving the Canada Moist Talkers to join the Hades Tigers.


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History

Many were surprised to see Harrison back on the pitch for a second season after a close encounter with THE MAW in Season 1, which resulted in the loss of his right arm. However, his return saw him on the plate with both arms intact. In addition, reports say that he increased in size dramatically between seasons, adding a full six inches to his height. This trend has continued as of the beginning of season three, seeing Harrison standing a towering 8 feet 3 inches tall. Fans in the stands have reported witnessing him consuming vast amounts of what appear to be salmon pellets and brine shrimp. It is rumored that rather than hair, Harrison is in possession of feathered filaments sprouting from his pale pink skull, a rumor supported by a blurry photograph that appears to show a helmet-less Harrison emerging from the Canadian floodwaters near Gleek Arena.

Feedback Swap

During a game on Day 19 of Season 6, Richmond got lost in an intense feedback storm and found himself in the Hades Tigers dugout. As per official ILB regulations, this made him a member of the team.

Initially, Richmond found it difficult to adjust to the high heat and low humidity in Hades. To help with this, the Tigers suggested he spend the time between games in one of the rivers of the underworld. Initially Richmond chose to stay in the River Lethe, but after repeatedly forgetting to show up to games he moved to the River Styx instead. Many spectators fear complete immersion in the Styx may have rendered Richmond completely invulnerable, especially as he has recently been spotted relaxing in the River Phlegethon, which is made of fire.

Trivia

  • Harrison does not speak, instead communicating in burbles or warbles, much akin to the audio of this video. No recordings of his vocalizations have been yet attained, as he is known to attack audio/video equipment, particularly if he can see his reflection in the lens (as such, mirrors were forbidden in Gleek Arena, and bringing one into the stadium was considered an act of sabotage).
  • Harrison is reported to be good friends with Hobbs Cain, who displays an unusual talent for deciphering his warbling, citing similarities between Harrison’s focalization and those of Cain’s patron, The Leviathan.
  • Since his transfer to the Tigers, he has been seen wearing a Tigers cap stacked on top of his Moist Talkers hat. Some fans have begun to speculate that his hat cannot be removed, or may even be part of his head.


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