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'''Randall "Randy" Marijuana''' was a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 6]], and a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] from Season 6, Day 44 to Day 84. Marijuana was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Steph Weeks]]. Marijuana was well-known as both a fan-favorite and a reliably skilled batter.
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'''Randall "Randy" Marijuana''' was a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] from {{BetaSeason|1}} to {{BetaSeason|6}}, and a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] from Season 6, Day 44 to Day 84. Marijuana was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Steph Weeks]]. Marijuana was well-known as both a fan-favorite and a reliably skilled batter.
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
 
===4/20===
 
===4/20===
On [[Season 4]], Day 20, Marijuana hit a much-celebrated two-run home run in the 10th inning against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
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On {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 20, Marijuana hit a much-celebrated two-run home run in the 10th inning against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
  
 
===Precognition===
 
===Precognition===
During the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 Election Results]], Marijuana received the '''Precognition''' blessing, increasing Marijuana's batting ability from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|4.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ Election Results}}, Marijuana received the '''Precognition''' blessing, increasing Marijuana's batting ability from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|4.5}}.
  
 
===Final Season===
 
===Final Season===
 
Marijuana was a mainstay on the [[Idol]] leaderboard, spending much of the season at the 5th or 6th ranking, due to being both a fan-favorite and a reliable batter that several fans profited from. Marijuana hit 24 home runs across Season 6.
 
Marijuana was a mainstay on the [[Idol]] leaderboard, spending much of the season at the 5th or 6th ranking, due to being both a fan-favorite and a reliable batter that several fans profited from. Marijuana hit 24 home runs across Season 6.
  
On [[Season 6]], Day 44, Marijuana joined the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Hendricks Richardson]]. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.
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On {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 44, Marijuana joined the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Hendricks Richardson]]. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.
  
 
During a Season 6, Day 84 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Marijuana was fielding defense at the top of the 5th inning when he was [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a [[Umpire#Rogue Umpires|Rogue Umpire]]. Marijuana was replaced by [[Steph Weeks]]. Marijuana was incinerated during an at-bat by [[Comfort Septemberish]], a former Jazz Hands player who (like Marijuana) swapped teams during a feedback event earlier in the season.
 
During a Season 6, Day 84 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Marijuana was fielding defense at the top of the 5th inning when he was [[Incineration|incinerated]] by a [[Umpire#Rogue Umpires|Rogue Umpire]]. Marijuana was replaced by [[Steph Weeks]]. Marijuana was incinerated during an at-bat by [[Comfort Septemberish]], a former Jazz Hands player who (like Marijuana) swapped teams during a feedback event earlier in the season.
  
 
===Hall Stars Appearance and Release===
 
===Hall Stars Appearance and Release===
During the events of [[Season 10]], [[Day X]], Marijuana was raised to join [[The Hall Stars]]. Following The Hall Stars' victory over [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]], Marijuana was [[Modifications|Released]] from [[Internet League Blaseball]].  
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During the events of {{BetaSeason|10}}, [[Day X]], Marijuana was raised to join [[The Hall Stars]]. Following The Hall Stars' victory over [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]], Marijuana was [[Modifications|Released]] from [[Internet League Blaseball]].  
 
 
 
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Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."
 
Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."
  
After receiving the [[Season 4#Blessings 2|'''Precognition''' blessing]] at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|his cat's]] eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.  
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After receiving the {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings 2|'''Precognition''' blessing}} at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|his cat's]] eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.  
  
 
==Personal Life==
 
==Personal Life==
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Marijuana was often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they made a habit of skateboarding from base to base.   
 
Marijuana was often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they made a habit of skateboarding from base to base.   
  
Marijuana lived simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During [[Season 4]], his Hellmouth apartment was vandalized by what later forensic reports summarized as "anywhere between one and infinite [[Cat|cats]]". Following debate with his team-mates, Randall went on to own [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|exactly one cat]].  
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Marijuana lived simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During {{BetaSeason|4}}, his Hellmouth apartment was vandalized by what later forensic reports summarized as "anywhere between one and infinite [[Cat|cats]]". Following debate with his team-mates, Marijuana went on to own [[Randall Marijuana's Cat|exactly one cat]].  
  
 
Off the field, Marijuana was known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They were an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.  
 
Off the field, Marijuana was known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They were an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.  
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On Season 6, Day 84, Marijuana was observed to be particularly anxious, insofar as Marijuana could be anxious. When asked to explain his state, he responded that it was "nothing, maybe." It is unclear if this was related to his eventual incineration, though speculators have noted that Marijuana behaved similarly on Season 6, Day 44, when he sat in teammate [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]’s seat immediately before the Feedback event. Hollywood would later respond to fans trying to relate the two events that, at the time, she believed Marijuana’s behavior was “just Randy being Randy.”  
 
On Season 6, Day 84, Marijuana was observed to be particularly anxious, insofar as Marijuana could be anxious. When asked to explain his state, he responded that it was "nothing, maybe." It is unclear if this was related to his eventual incineration, though speculators have noted that Marijuana behaved similarly on Season 6, Day 44, when he sat in teammate [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]’s seat immediately before the Feedback event. Hollywood would later respond to fans trying to relate the two events that, at the time, she believed Marijuana’s behavior was “just Randy being Randy.”  
  
When a rogue umpire incinerated Marijuana, eyewitnesses reported seeing a miniature version of the Hellmouth materialize beneath Randall as they were set ablaze. Across the country in New York, reports of a sudden increase in temperature localized to the apartment building housing Dominic Marijuana began to circulate, and the older Marijuana suddenly reduced his public appearances. These reports ceased as abruptly as they began, and Dominic Marijuana soon returned to the spotlight. When asked about his brief disappearance in an interview, the Millennials captain only replied, "I hoped they could stay. We both did. But they knew where they needed to be."
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When a rogue umpire incinerated Marijuana, eyewitnesses reported seeing a miniature version of the Hellmouth materialize beneath Marijuana as they were set ablaze. Across the country in New York, reports of a sudden increase in temperature localized to the apartment building housing Dominic Marijuana began to circulate, and the older Marijuana suddenly reduced his public appearances. These reports ceased as abruptly as they began, and Dominic Marijuana soon returned to the spotlight. When asked about his brief disappearance in an interview, the Millennials captain only replied, "I hoped they could stay. We both did. But they knew where they needed to be."
  
 
Marijuana is remembered through the [[Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café]]. Rumors of his continued presence on the internet have been reported, but remain unsubstantiated.
 
Marijuana is remembered through the [[Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café]]. Rumors of his continued presence on the internet have been reported, but remain unsubstantiated.
  
==Gallery==
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==Fan Works==
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<span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Fanfiction'''</span><br />
Randall-marijuana.png|by Discord user Ephesos
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Randy.jpg|Randy thinkin' about Minecraft, by {{Twitter|name=hummingmoth}}
 
Randy Weed.jpeg|One with the weed, by Discord user Peanut Dryad
 
RANDY CARD HS by alienmandy.png|Season 4 Marijuana, by [https://twitter.com/alienmandy_/status/1299682611975999491 @alienmandy_]
 
Sleepy sunbeams by Fancymancer.png|Weed and [[Alaynabella Hollywood|Hollywood]] taking a siesta, by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301996430123503617 @Fancymancer]
 
RANDY.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=mermeag}}|link=https://twitter.com/mermeag/status/1299754535234142208
 
Myrandy.jpeg|by @parlourtrixx
 
WeedFeedback by pysics2166.png|''Oops! Feedback'' by [https://twitter.com/_pysics @_pysics]
 
LittleBro Fancymancer.jpeg|[[Dominic Marijuana|Dom]] and Randy reunion, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}|link=https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1303473188752498689
 
Randall card.png|Season 6 card during his time on the Jazz Hands
 
Weed bros.jpg|[[Dominic Marijuana|Dom]] and Randy, post-incin, by {{Twitter|name=mermeag}}|link=https://twitter.com/mermeag/status/1304540384857481216
 
RIV Randy Fancymancer.png|''There's a hole in the sky and it's full of light'', by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}|link=https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1305285128055218177
 
BITE THIS ONIONS.png|Alt=An Image of Randy Weed in Sunbeams uniform holding out an onion in his right hand. At the top of the image it says "Bite This" and at the bottom it says "Onions"|Randy Weed asks you to Bite This Onions by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}}
 
19RandallMarijuana.png|Mini-Blaseballer by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]
 
Riv randy, incinerated for ska crimes.jpg|''Do you think it's gonna hurt, buddy?'' by {{twitter|name=revivificating}}
 
You ever get this feeling you're forgetting something, yeah go ahead break my heart ash just kill me.jpg|Alt=An image of Randy and Dominic Marijuana, leaning on a wooden railing and smoking. Dom is wearing a pink blaseball cap and a brown jacket over a white shirt. He's looking at Randy, who's wearing a black hoodie. Behind them is a black and white image of their younger selves, facing backwards, and looking at a figure who has an arm over both of their shoulder's but who is obscured by smoke.|{{Quote|<em>you ever get this feeling you're forgetting something...</em> <br />|<p>[[Dominic Marijuana|Dom]] and Randy share a smoke by {{twitter|name=revivificating}}</p>}}
 
091420 RandyTeddy.png|Randy and [[Theodore Duende|Theodore]], by [https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1305923634570113025?s=20 @MimimiCee]
 
Randy weed by gob.jpg|Alt=An image of Randall Marijuana smiling while surrounded by flames. He has 7 horns that are arranged like the points of a star on his head. His eyes are a solid teal color, and he's wearing a shirt displaying a sun with rays in a matching teal. He has long ears that have wisp-like curls at the end. He has fangs and a scar from the left side of his lip up to his nose.|by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
 
Randy by Coblin.png|Alt=A drawing of Randy Marijuana smiling in a sunbeams uniform in front of a light green background with a pattern of pixelated darker green cannabis leaves. He has a red blaseball bat in both hands and is resting it over his right shoulder. A video game controller's cord is wrapped around the bat and the controller hangs behind his back. He has one fingerless black glove on his left hand. He has green hair and small horns.|by {{twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}
 
Friends by larkine.png|Randy with [[Emmett Internet]] by {{Twitter|name=larkiiiine}}
 
File:Nagomi nava remains to carry the torch.png|{{Quote|<em>SEASON 4 ELECTIONS. HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS GAIN THEIR FIRST BLESSING: PRECOGNITION. LESS THAN TWO SEASONS LATER [[Emmett Internet|EMMETT INTERNET]] AND RANDALL MARIJUANA ARE DEAD, PURSUING THE SECRET TO KILL A GOD. [[Nagomi Nava|NAGOMI NAVA]] REMAINS TO CARRY THE TORCH.</em> <br />|<p>XII The Hanged Man by {{twitter|name=revivificating}}</p>}}
 
Its randy!!.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=dottedMage}}
 
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===Fanfiction===
 
 
*[https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Randall%20Marijuana/works 'Randall Marijuana' tag] on AO3
 
*[https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Randall%20Marijuana/works 'Randall Marijuana' tag] on AO3
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFo2Z5NgHEE The Precog Trio] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFo2Z5NgHEE The Precog Trio] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzsM4vVw0I The Hall Stars] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]
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=== Music ===
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* [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/randall-marijuana-memorial-cat-caf Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cafe] by [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com the garages]
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File:Randall-marijuana.png|by Discord user Ephesos
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File:Randy.jpg|Randy thinkin' about Minecraft, by {{Twitter|name=hummingmoth}}
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File:RANDY CARD HS by alienmandy.png|Season 4 Marijuana, by [https://twitter.com/alienmandy_/status/1299682611975999491 '''@alienmandy_''']
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File:Sleepy sunbeams by Fancymancer.png|Weed and [[Alaynabella Hollywood|Hollywood]] taking a siesta, by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301996430123503617 '''@Fancymancer''']
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File:RANDY.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=mermeag}}
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File:Myrandy.jpeg|by '''@parlourtrixx'''
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File:WeedFeedback by pysics2166.png|''Oops! Feedback''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics '''@_pysics''']
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File:LittleBro Fancymancer.jpeg|[[Dominic Marijuana|Dom]] and Randy reunion<br />by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
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File:Randall card.png|Season 6 card during his time on the Jazz Hands
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File:Weed bros.jpg|[[Dominic Marijuana|Dom]] and Randy, post-incin<br />by {{Twitter|name=mermeag}}
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File:RIV Randy Fancymancer.png|''There's a hole in the sky and it's full of light''<br />by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
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File:BITE THIS ONIONS.png|alt=An Image of Randy Weed in Sunbeams uniform holding out an onion in his right hand. At the top of the image it says "Bite This" and at the bottom it says "Onions"|Randy Weed asks you to Bite This Onions<br />by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}}
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File:19RandallMarijuana.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
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File:Riv randy, incinerated for ska crimes.jpg|''Do you think it's gonna hurt, buddy?''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344130897658974208 '''Ash''']
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File:You ever get this feeling you're forgetting something, yeah go ahead break my heart ash just kill me.jpg|alt=An image of Randy and Dominic Marijuana, leaning on a wooden railing and smoking. Dom is wearing a pink blaseball cap and a brown jacket over a white shirt. He's looking at Randy, who's wearing a black hoodie. Behind them is a black and white image of their younger selves, facing backwards, and looking at a figure who has an arm over both of their shoulder's but who is obscured by smoke.|{{Quote|<em>you ever get this feeling you're forgetting something...</em> <br />|<p>[[Dominic Marijuana|Dom]] and Randy share a smoke by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1325499358742241281 '''Ash'''] </p>}}
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File:091420 RandyTeddy.png|Randy and [[Theodore Duende|Theodore]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1305923634570113025 '''@MimimiCee''']
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File:Randy weed by gob.jpg|alt=An image of Randall Marijuana smiling while surrounded by flames. He has 7 horns that are arranged like the points of a star on his head. His eyes are a solid teal color, and he's wearing a shirt displaying a sun with rays in a matching teal. He has long ears that have wisp-like curls at the end. He has fangs and a scar from the left side of his lip up to his nose.|by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Randy by Coblin.png|alt=A drawing of Randy Marijuana smiling in a sunbeams uniform in front of a light green background with a pattern of pixelated darker green cannabis leaves. He has a red blaseball bat in both hands and is resting it over his right shoulder. A video game controller's cord is wrapped around the bat and the controller hangs behind his back. He has one fingerless black glove on his left hand. He has green hair and small horns.|by {{twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}
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File:Its randy!!.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/dottedMage/status/1363254746191126530 '''@dottedMage''']
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File:Friends by larkine.png|Randy with [[Emmett Internet]] by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1318601762186690562 '''larkine''']
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File:Until we yeet again….jpg|''The Precog Trio''<br />by [https://twitter.com/snorgyfanatic/status/1372801441476145158 '''@snorgyfanatic''']
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File:Nagomi nava remains to carry the torch.png|''XII The Hanged Man''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1363192202751533060 '''Ash''']
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File:Love these gay people, good for them.png|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds '''Jace''']
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File:Swagmeister.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Randy Weed, a demon with green hair wearing a yellow shirt.|by [https://www.instagram.com/p/CPmKAb0lalZ '''@rubiqunda''']
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File:We’re just bros bro.jpg|Randy & Emmett<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1360696949574414339 '''@_pysics''']
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File:Weed.net.jpg|alt=A drawing of ex-Sunbeams Randy and Emmett. Randy is holding the sides of Emmett's TV face in both of their hands and smiling. Emmett is holding on to Randy's arms, and his face is displaying an open-mouthed smiley face.|''“haha stinky”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1382545413094313985 '''Ash''']
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File:The Only Trio Ever.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet, Randy Weed, and Nagomi Nava. Emmett is a robot with a CRT monitor for a head, Randy is a tiefling with green hair, and Nagomi is a woman with long black hair and a multi-eyed entity covering the left side of her face. The trio is wearing matching Sunbeams jackets while leaning on each other and chatting.|''The Only Trio Ever''<br />by [https://www.instagram.com/p/CRyxdFJKNZ4/ '''@rubiqunda''']
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File:Mwah!.jpg|''Mwah!''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1387094004852998151 '''@_pysics''']
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File:Skynyat.jpg|''catboys''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1399215253297238023 '''Ash''']
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File:Combo Attack!.jpg|alt=A digital illustration of Randy Weed & Emmett Internet. Randy is on the left is a, with a burn scar across his face. Water trails out of one eye. He has horns, and is holding a blaseball bat. To his right is a Emmett. Emmett has a massive monitor for a head, on which are displayed a finger pointing at the viewer, a thumbs down, and a frowny face with sunglasses. Below those on the screen are the words \"GET FUCKED\". He has wires for arms and is holding a bat and a ball. Both have large tentacles sprouting from their backs.|''“Whaddya say we hit it with a combo attack, [[Emmett Internet|Em]]?”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/sn0wglass/status/1317720517210615808 '''@sn0wglass''']
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File:Skanet time again babyyy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet holding Randy Weed.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds '''Jace''']
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File:Randy Marijuana Jazz Hands Home Jersey.jpg|Randall Marijuana during a brief career on the Jazz Hands<br />by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}
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File:Meow Meow Randy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Randy Weed with hugely over-exaggerated large pleading eyes, wearing a Sunbeams jersey.|by [https://www.instagram.com/p/CP6nhLOFzug/ '''@rubiqunda''']
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Latest revision as of 02:15, 23 February 2023

Randall "Randy" Marijuana was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams from Season β1 to Season β6, and a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands from Season 6, Day 44 to Day 84. Marijuana was incinerated and replaced by Steph Weeks. Marijuana was well-known as both a fan-favorite and a reliably skilled batter.

Official League Records

4/20

On Season β4, Day 20, Marijuana hit a much-celebrated two-run home run in the 10th inning against the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Precognition

During the Season β4 Election Results, Marijuana received the Precognition blessing, increasing Marijuana's batting ability from to .

Final Season

Marijuana was a mainstay on the Idol leaderboard, spending much of the season at the 5th or 6th ranking, due to being both a fan-favorite and a reliable batter that several fans profited from. Marijuana hit 24 home runs across Season 6.

On Season β6, Day 44, Marijuana joined the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after a feedback swap with Hendricks Richardson. He would go on to play just under half a season before his incineration.

During a Season 6, Day 84 game against the Houston Spies, Marijuana was fielding defense at the top of the 5th inning when he was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. Marijuana was replaced by Steph Weeks. Marijuana was incinerated during an at-bat by Comfort Septemberish, a former Jazz Hands player who (like Marijuana) swapped teams during a feedback event earlier in the season.

Hall Stars Appearance and Release

During the events of Season β10, Day X, Marijuana was raised to join The Hall Stars. Following The Hall Stars' victory over THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Marijuana was Released from Internet League Blaseball.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Career

During his second season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, his Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.

Following the Season 4, Day 20 game in which Marijuana hit a home run, he gave an interview (in tears) where he called the moment "the greatest day of my career."

After receiving the Precognition blessing at the end of Season 4, Marijuana gained the ability to see out of his cat's eyes. This ability, combined with being constantly stoned, has resulted in Randy being able to make startlingly accurate predictions about upcoming pitches.

Personal Life

His older brother, Dominic Marijuana, played for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.

Randy formerly played for New York Generation Z, the Battin’ Island Blittle League team, before running away to join the Sunbeams.

Marijuana was often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they made a habit of skateboarding from base to base.

Marijuana lived simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth. During Season β4, his Hellmouth apartment was vandalized by what later forensic reports summarized as "anywhere between one and infinite cats". Following debate with his team-mates, Marijuana went on to own exactly one cat.

Off the field, Marijuana was known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They were an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and former teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.

Marijuana was a fan of Miami Dale player Peanut Bong.

Transfer to Jazz Hands

After Marijuana was swapped to the Jazz Hands due to Feedback, he heard a story of famous trumpeter Llouis Slatchmo smuggling his namesake through customs with the assistance of the President. Marijuana became infatuated with Slatchmo, and learned to play the trumpet as a result.

Incineration

On Season 6, Day 84, Marijuana was observed to be particularly anxious, insofar as Marijuana could be anxious. When asked to explain his state, he responded that it was "nothing, maybe." It is unclear if this was related to his eventual incineration, though speculators have noted that Marijuana behaved similarly on Season 6, Day 44, when he sat in teammate Alaynabella Hollywood’s seat immediately before the Feedback event. Hollywood would later respond to fans trying to relate the two events that, at the time, she believed Marijuana’s behavior was “just Randy being Randy.”

When a rogue umpire incinerated Marijuana, eyewitnesses reported seeing a miniature version of the Hellmouth materialize beneath Marijuana as they were set ablaze. Across the country in New York, reports of a sudden increase in temperature localized to the apartment building housing Dominic Marijuana began to circulate, and the older Marijuana suddenly reduced his public appearances. These reports ceased as abruptly as they began, and Dominic Marijuana soon returned to the spotlight. When asked about his brief disappearance in an interview, the Millennials captain only replied, "I hoped they could stay. We both did. But they knew where they needed to be."

Marijuana is remembered through the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café. Rumors of his continued presence on the internet have been reported, but remain unsubstantiated.

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