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File:Pride gaymaul.jpg|Marco and [[Hewitt Best|Hewitt]] by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1532489324972986380 @gaymaul]''' | File:Pride gaymaul.jpg|Marco and [[Hewitt Best|Hewitt]] by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1532489324972986380 @gaymaul]''' | ||
File:Trio gaymaul.jpg|[[Yeong-Ho Garcia]], [[Hewitt Best]], and Marco Stink by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1527406234164396032 @gaymaul]''' | File:Trio gaymaul.jpg|[[Yeong-Ho Garcia]], [[Hewitt Best]], and Marco Stink by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1527406234164396032 @gaymaul]''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:40, 19 February 2023
Marco Stink is a player for the Dallas Steaks, and has been with the team since Season 2, Day 18. Stink has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
Official League Records
Stink joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks on Season β2, Day 52, after the incineration of Lars Mendoza.
On Season β3, Day 4, Stink swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.
On Season β8, Day 62, Stink was exchanged to the Kansas City Breath Mints due to Feedback. Stink was replaced by Dickerson Morse.
During the Coffee Cup, Stink played for the Milk Proxy Society as a pitcher.
On Season β12, Day 38, Stink's pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Nagomi Mcdaniel in a game with Blooddrain weather.
On Season β17, Day 16, Stink's tenaciousness and laserlikeness were siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.
During Season β20, Stink was attacked by Consumers 2 times, defending once.
On Season β22, Day 56, Stink retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Bright Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 57, Stink rejoined the Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Bright Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the Season β22 elections, Stink gained the Reload modification as a result of the Autosave blessing.
On Season 2, Day 18, Stink fell to the Dallas Steaks during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Biography
Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday southern green stink bug, no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up on his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco! Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing!"
Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain").
Trivia
- Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will
- Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, Terrace House
- Warms up with a bat in each pair of hands before deciding which to bat with
- As a natural vegetarian, introduced the Steaks to the idea of watermelon steak
Chants
- What!
- Stink don’t stink!
- He eats seeds! He hits dingers!
- It’s not illegal for bugs! (when stealing)
- Stink bomb!
- Marco / Stinko
Fan Works
Audio
- Marco Stink (We Love That Bug) by Ian McCowan (valrus on Discord)
Gallery
Marco Stink by @gaymaul
Marco Stink by @goatedtoasts
Marco Stink by @CarterRouth
Skaterbug by @gaymaul
Marco Stink by @gaymaul
The Hats of Marco Stink by @gaymaul
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Marco serving his Watermelon Steak by @gaymaul
Marco Stink by @gaymaul
Marco Stink and Jon Halifax, by Cori
Hewitt and Marco by @gaymaul
Yeong-Ho Garcia, Hewitt Best, and Marco Stink by @gaymaul
| Players | Batters | |
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| Shadows |
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| Buried | Ingrid Alfredo · Oscar Dollie · Yams Sokol · Marco Stink | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | George Fourman Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Grill Master · Coach | |
| History | Dallas Steaks' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Well Done. | ||
